Kristo

A kid that's a model and a kid that never come to school

theres a kristo

by BIgyan October 27, 2019

The Aniko-Kristo theory

This theory is advancing the fact that a person’s breasts get bigger after eating a lot of food for lunch. However, it isn’t certified by any scientists, but I believe in myself and that’s all that matters.

-Wow Marina, your boobs are looking bigger than usual, what happened?

- Oh I just ate lunch, based on the Aniko-Kristo theory, that would explain why my boobs are looking a bit bloated right now.

by Aniko-chan >:) November 10, 2020

Kristos

A fine mf

Damn kristos is fine

by Icedteafactory October 26, 2022

Kristo

Kuddie fiddler

Look at Tom fiddling those kids!
Ugh, he’s such a Kristo

by FuckTurtleNecks November 22, 2021

Kristos

A Kristos is a real well dressed dude who has the biggest heart. Kristos’ will love you and treat you right for 3 weeks, after that he’s out! Kristos’ are funny, flirtatious and hangs out with their family a lot. Kristos’ usually have the most beautiful eyes so don’t be scared to stare at them all day, they love that! Kristos’ make up a lot of shit and act like you’re their everything but really get tired of you quick if you care about them. Beware of Kristos’

“OMG you have eyes like a Kristos”

by urmumsworstnightmare July 24, 2022