Koalaing 

To sneak up on someone and jump on their back in a koala like fashion. NOTE - before doing it to another guy make sure both of you are mutually hetero.

*friend walking*

Me: on this episode of you just got koalaed im going to sneak up that rare specimen right there

Friend: *guard lowered* *whistling*

me: *pounce on his back and completely subduing him*
Successful koalaing

Koalaing by presleyj-awesome December 19, 2011

Koalaing 

When your friend jumps onto you and holds onto you like you are a tree. Your friend wraps his/her body around the side of yourself.

"Kyra was koalaing me at the beach so she wouldn't touch the water"

Koalaing by @n0n¥m0u$ July 31, 2017

Koalaing 

Wrapping your body completely around a another person forcing them to carry you

“Bridget get the fuck off of me”-Danny
“No”-Bridget
“If you don’t stop Koalaing me, I am going to run you into a wall”-Danny

Koalaing by Dcutt97 April 20, 2018

Koalaing 

the act of sitting backwards on the toilet seat and wrapping your arms around the cistern whilst taking a shit, just like a koala hugging a tree

phil is koalaing the shit out of that toilet.

Koalaing by simon cowl December 10, 2011

Koalaing 

The action of clinging on and attaching to an object very tightly with no intention of letting go

Man, she was koalaing me so hard last night i could not breathe..

Koalaing by MolLip May 13, 2015

Koalaing 

To complain beyond reason. Any reference to;
Whining, Bitching, Complaining, Nagging, or PMS.

Hey, quit your koalaing!

Koalaing by UIS June 15, 2007

Koalaing 

When you crawl and hold someone like a Koala bear hold a onto their mother

Stop koalaing on him when he is trying to drive through the mudpit.

Koalaing by bcoxwell July 9, 2017