dick-knuckles

Referring to a person who performs various acts with their hands on a penis

That girl there has some serious dick-knuckles, she'll jerk you 10 ways to Sunday

by pollock1 September 23, 2010

Dick Knuckle

Similar to a "Goose Egg", which occurs when a person is hit in the head and a swollen lump appears. The one difference is that this Goose Egg occurs in the genital area rather than the head, forehead, etc.

Person 1: Dude I just got done filming my own Jackass show to put on youtube

Person 2: Really? How'd it go?

Person 1: It was funny, but I ended up getting hit in the balls with a teeter-totter. Now I have dick knuckles, great.

Person 2: Wtf is a dick knuckle?

by YourMom'sBoyfriend March 3, 2011

Dick Knuckle

The top and or head of a penis, used to describe a violent verb that involves the top or head of a penis.

Aw man, I zipped my Dick Knuckle up, son of a *****.

by chrischin2332 February 18, 2011

Dick Knuckle

When your cock torques off to the left (or right), resembling a semi-ripe banana when erect, and a partially hooked finger when flaccid. Common in angry short men, orangutans, and intellectual pygmies.

Colloquialism for Peyronie’s disease.

"Dude, did you see Mike in the shower?"

"Yeah bro, what the actual fuck is up with his dick? It looks like a hooked finger"
"Total dick knuckle going on there. Fucking gross."

by DefinitelyNotAGuyNamedMike January 17, 2018

Dick Knuckle

Someone who thinks they are nonchalant and thinks that they are humorous and have W rizz, but in reality they're just a loser.

Girl: That girl over there thinks she's so nonchalant, but she's such a dick knuckle.

by yustank February 5, 2025