by pollock1 September 22, 2010
Similar to a "Goose Egg", which occurs when a person is hit in the head and a swollen lump appears. The one difference is that this Goose Egg occurs in the genital area rather than the head, forehead, etc.
Person 1: Dude I just got done filming my own Jackass show to put on youtube
Person 2: Really? How'd it go?
Person 1: It was funny, but I ended up getting hit in the balls with a teeter-totter. Now I have dick knuckles, great.
Person 2: Wtf is a dick knuckle?
Person 2: Really? How'd it go?
Person 1: It was funny, but I ended up getting hit in the balls with a teeter-totter. Now I have dick knuckles, great.
Person 2: Wtf is a dick knuckle?
by YourMom'sBoyfriend February 16, 2011
The top and or head of a penis, used to describe a violent verb that involves the top or head of a penis.
by chrischin2332 January 28, 2011
Someone who thinks they are nonchalant and thinks that they are humorous and have W rizz, but in reality they're just a loser.
by yustank February 06, 2025
When your cock torques off to the left (or right), resembling a semi-ripe banana when erect, and a partially hooked finger when flaccid. Common in angry short men, orangutans, and intellectual pygmies.
Colloquialism for Peyronie’s disease.
Colloquialism for Peyronie’s disease.
"Dude, did you see Mike in the shower?"
"Yeah bro, what the actual fuck is up with his dick? It looks like a hooked finger"
"Total dick knuckle going on there. Fucking gross."
"Yeah bro, what the actual fuck is up with his dick? It looks like a hooked finger"
"Total dick knuckle going on there. Fucking gross."
by DefinitelyNotAGuyNamedMike January 17, 2018