KnobJockey

One whose illustrious attempts at doing anything fail cataclysmically resulting in the domineering dissatisfaction of others.

Whilst camping Jack and Darryll went to put the tent up, after climbing in they realsied some knobjockey forgot to pack the tent poles.

by Tigerclaw February 28, 2004

knoblock

1. The lockage of the knob.

2. Sexual lust.

Damn, he's got knoblock for that broad!

Named after the playwright somethin Knoblock. For real, he wrote plays.

by Davey and Goliath March 27, 2005

knobjockey

a prick rider

julian clarey is a knobjockey

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Knobsack

Used as a word to say someone is a dickhead but in a nicer way of saying it.

“man that girl is a knobsack”

by Lolums456 August 23, 2019

knobjockey

A term used to decribe a male who likes to behave like a total prick, in any area ...
Particularly driving
In the pub
Pulling the birds.

Also known as a Scally, Pikey or wanker.

"Dave's such a knobjockey!"

"Piss off knobjock!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003

Knobshock

Knobshock is the trauma caused when someone has been involved in an unfortunate experience with a Penis, whether it be there own or someone else's.

Knob trauma shock penis

Andy has knobshock after pulling a girl in the club, getting her home and finding out she has an 8inch dick!

by Pen island January 27, 2017

Knobsock

Scottish

The politically correct way to address a NED.

A used condom.

"Fuck off ya wee knobsock, or I'll rip your arm off and beat you and the rest of your team to death with it"

by MagicMoonMonkey February 15, 2005