kayeen

Nordic Alien body-snatchers that see the earth as a farm, and humans as the most profitable crop. They will casually “drop-in” on an unsuspecting human and take their body for a spin, much like they are test-driving a new car. Of course, if there are a few dents or scratches later, or the car was involved in a felony, that wasn’t THEIR doing. Humans are so stupid and easy to manipulate, after all.

Part of the whole “Ancient Astronaut/Ancient Alien” club that genetically modified our species for their own gain, and that are planning a non-hostile take over by just whispering stupid stuff in our ears, and occupying the best-looking and most gullible bodies and turning them into world leaders while they have wild sex and orgies, and the poor humans don’t even get the benefit of a reach-around.

Man, do you see that guy over there blinking uncontrollably and telling everyone to give up their guns and get chipped like cattle?

Ah yeah, dude, he is totally a Kayeen in drop-tech. Watch your kids around him.

Man, do you see that guy over there blinking uncontrollably and telling everyone to give up their guns and get chipped like cattle?

Ah yeah, dude, he is totally a Kayeen in drop-tech. Watch your kids around him.

by Hoisin Saucy September 17, 2019

Kanye East

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Kanye East Is God Teir

by Lol Atomic May 25, 2021

kanye east

It is a better version of kanye west he is the one guy who playes games and is a cool kid with a k
That's sooo kool

kanye east is my dad

by 01847292739102734 June 20, 2019

kanyesexual

when you are truly, madly deeply in love with yourself. not narcissistic, but you love yourself like Kanye loves Kanye

j: Hey are you bisexual?

h: no, im kanyesexual.

by onfleeek75002 August 13, 2015

Come at me, Kanye.

A phrase you say when you know someone is weak af, but still starts shit; all the while, you sort of pity them, so you ask them to make the first move before knocking them out cold.

I see you have no legs, but you like to run your mouth, so come at me, Kanye.

by Roberta Schwartz August 3, 2018

Kanyeist

Somebody that believes in the kanyeism religion.

Guy: Are you a Kanyeist?
Anna: Hell yeah yeezus is god!

by annacantalk_alot May 25, 2018

Kayelee Syndrome

When the school thot dates one of your friends and gives them no freedom

Friend 1:yo man wanna hang this weekend?
Friend 2:Sorry man my girlfriend said no
Friend 1:isnt that your decision tho?
Friend 2:naw man my girlfriend has kayelee syndrome

by Suckmydicklilbitch September 12, 2019