Kiss up kick down

Kiss up kick down is a neologism, believed to have originated in the United States, which describes the situation where employees in an organisation are polite superiors to the point of sycophancy but abusive and unpleasant to subordinates. The people who do this are often those who do not have the ability to progress further and try to take out their frustrations on others as they lack the courage to try something new. They are usually bullies who are scared of competition, change and anything else that they see as a threat.

“I see Malcolm’s gone from reducing Jenny to tears to kissing Mark’s arse.”
“That’s Malcolm, kiss up kick down.”

by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015

Bingley Kiss

A tight-fisted person who likes to kiss themselves in a mirror

I walked in on a Bingley in the shitter the other day, the dirty bastard was deep in a Bingley Kiss

by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

Kissing the homies goodnight

Something we all do, kissing the homies goodnight, it is not gay

If you do not kiss the homies goodnight, go to bed

Joe: Sorry babe I was kissing the homies goodnight

Sarah: Isn’t that gay?

Joe: Look, if you say it is gay one more time I’m going to leave you

by DaemonAzure January 5, 2020

2 niggas kissing

it's just 2 niggas kissing

When you tell your homie you goin to mcdonald's and you ask him what he wants and he says "Nigga i want you"
*insert picture of 2 niggas kissing*

by mynamejeffhagottem August 12, 2017

platonic kiss

A kiss between two people who are not in a romantic relationship and do not have romantic feelings for each other. Used mostly for kisses between friends, but it can also be used for family kisses.

A: "Did you kiss Mary yesterday?"
B: "Yeah, but there's nothing going on there. It was just a platonic kiss."

by Neg46 August 2, 2016

kiss it better

literally kissing whatever area hurts in order to make it feel better.

-"my leg got run over by a trailer"
-"awe ill kiss it better for you!!"

by ashedpotatoes April 22, 2017

Poseidon's Kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.

Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.

by billypilgrim3000 October 17, 2012