Skip to main content

Kirkwood 

Yeah the people at kirkwood suck just because they beat us if football doesn’t matter we will shit on them in basketball about 10-135 because they’re to stoned to knows what’s going on
Gosh that guys from kirkwood sucks
Kirkwood by Shehsvbejwiwiwwnbs April 1, 2024

Kirkwood High School 

High school in the suburban town of Kirkwood, MO. Known for, among other things, the Turkey Day Game, a football rivalry between Kirkwood and Webster Groves high schools (its been going on for 100+ years now).

This school is full of rich white kids who have nothing better to do in suburbia besides smoke weed....which they think makes them cool or badass or whatever. But theyre still pricks. KHS gained the nickname "Kirk-weed" due to all the potheads.
Person 1: "Yeah, i went to Kirkwood High School.."
Person 2: "Haha! Lame! Did you sit around and smoke pot while watching the Turkey Day Game!?"

kirkwood tickler 

A sick and twisted individual residing in the area surrounding Boston College who is known to break into students' houses (most frequently on Kirkwood Rd in Brighton) and diddle them while jerking off
Student 1: "Bendo almost got tickled by some guy that broke into our house the other day!"
Student 2: "OMG, the cops need to do something about the Kirkwood Tickler!"

Kirkwood Ski Team 

The most fun ski team in the best mindset cheering everyone on! We are here to have fun because winning is fun!
You should try Kirkwood ski teaming it’s much better!
Kirkwood Ski Team by bubbleisbae February 22, 2020

matt kirkwood 

An absoulute animal in the sheets and has the body of a tank mixed with a wooly mammoth. Loves by his friends and by every girl.
Call in the tank. Nah call Matt Kirkwood.
matt kirkwood by Matt Kirkwood February 15, 2018

lee kirkwood 

A “Lee Kirkwood” or a “Kirky” is a slim shady type creature that will fuck bitches up. Run n hide if u see him comin
God damn that boy is such a Lee Kirkwood
lee kirkwood by Harharharjar May 29, 2018