Kingswood academy

A place where happiness dies and dreams are crushed into a million tiny fractals of what was once a happy child’s aspirations for the future. Negatives or c3 detentions will be issued for such dastardly offences; forgetting your pen,pencil,journal or conduct card;chewing gum; and god forbidden defiance. Students will not be punished for,bullying,being a dick,looking like a gypsy.

“Oh yeah she goes to kingswood academy”
“That schools complete bullshit I feel sorry for her.”
“Same”

by Kingswoodacademystudent April 16, 2019

Kingswood-Oxford

A high school where stuck up, rich, preppy, white, inclusive shit bags go to waste an education from some great teachers. Home to popped collars, tribals tattoos, and weed.

Hey, I went to a Kingswood-Oxford party last night. The guys all had their collars popped, the keg sucked, and all the girls where sort of sluts.

by Graduated Wyvern September 10, 2007

Kingswood academy

The worst possible school to go after you leave your beloved primary. Everyone wished to go to winnifed holtby or any other secondary, but they were all full of lucky kids. Every student there who applied to go, has some kind of mental instability.

"Mum, what school did i get in to?"
"I'm sorry, but you got into kingswood academy."
*walks upstairs and blows brains out*

by Hibishesxø April 20, 2019

Kingsweed

a high school where the kids are high and the grades are low

A) Dude did you see that kid he was looking at the sky and seeing unicorns
B) Oh....yeah....he goes to kingsweed.

by kasserole July 1, 2010

Kingsford

A small town in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan on the border of Michigan and Wisconsin. Population of around 6000 people. Lots of deer. Twin city of Iron Mountain.

I live in Kingsford, the middle of nowhere.

by Flivver July 25, 2009

Kingwood Middle School

Kingwood Middle School has the initials KMS for a reason. The teachers, fellow students, and food make you want to just go insane and breakdown. Usually the 8th and 7th graders treat 6th graders like rats and say "And I oop--" even though we are in the 21st century. You have your basic "vsco" girls with their scrunchies and hydroflasks, you have your weird kids who smell like onions for some strange reason, and you have your anime obsessed ones who still seem like they're in 4th grade.

Girl 1: " What middle school did you go to? "
Girl 2: " Kingwood Middle School. "
Girl 1: " Oh my gosh, I feel so bad for you.. "

by trying_to_warn_abt_kms August 2, 2019

Kingwood

Where, when you're in high school, it's easier to obtain weed than alcohol.

Marijuana is quite popular in Kingwood, and they still own other schools in academics. Go figure.

by lkjhgfdsa July 6, 2006