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Killing one bird with two stones or more

Achieving simple goal with complex solution.
I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school. Killing one bird with two stones or more.
by Mmm4881 May 28, 2022
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Killing one bird with two stones or more

Achieving simple goal with complex solution or old fashioned punishment .
I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school, like killing one bird with two stones or more.
by Mmm4881 May 28, 2022
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Killing that damn bird

Were you get so pissed at someone talking you smack them and walk away or in any case kill/shut them up for once and all.
Person:blah blah blah blah balls blah blah suck blah-
*smack*
Person 2: am going to Be killing that damn bird!
Person: what do you mean?
Person 2: you talk to much you are going to die/get smacked.
Person: oh well you did.

Person 2: so am going to do it again if you don't shut up!
by WOLFYgold3D September 22, 2016
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Killing Two Stones With One Bird

Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.
With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.
by Scizor69 February 10, 2022
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Killing Two Stones With One Bird

The term is similar to the phrase "Killing Two Birds With One Stone" but instead of simply meaning accomplishment of multiple tasks with one action, it's the accomplishment of multiple IMPOSSIBLE or DIFFICULT tasks.

The phrase was commonly found used in Chuck Norris Jokes.
Bob: I was hungry today so I baked a large pizza. That way I was able to feed myself and my friends.
Joe: Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Leroy: That's nothing. I started a campaign for pizza for the hungry and now I'm getting a free trip to Italy to expand my campaign AND I'm ending world hunger at the same time.
Joe: Now you're just killing two stones with one bird.
by ShadowzI May 12, 2013
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Killing two pigs with one bird

A modern version of the popular saying "killing two birds with one stone." derived from the popular video game "angry birds."
I was killing two pigs with one bird by eating lunch and playing angry birds at the same time.
by Mrgus April 7, 2011
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Killing two pigs with one bird

Same meaning as "killing two birds with one stone" except this metaphor draws from the popular video game "Angry Birds."
If you burp the words "excuse me" you're killing two pigs with one bird.
by E.Sotes April 10, 2011
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