The Kidnapper

Farting in a rag and putting it over someones face.

Kevin was known for applying The Kidnapper to his friends by farting in a rag and covering there face till they..........Well, you get the rest.

by The Kidnapper November 5, 2006

butterfly kidnappers

i swear to god if you see a butterfly you better run and hide they are coming to get you. they take you to their secret lair and turn you into a butterfly they are trying to take over the world.

person 1: OMFG ITS A BUTTERFLY!!

person 2: Well, it looks like its gonna kidnap us i guess we're gonna die i never liked you anyway.

person 1: wow okay thats just amazing jerry you know what?? SCREW YO--*gets kidnapped by butterfly

butterfly: teehee

butterfly kidnappers:

by won._.ton December 15, 2018

Kidnapper

Kidnapper/s is a cop/The Police they will take you away for anything. They work for the government. Can find them in blue or balck sometimes in tan or dumbass reflective gear depending on where you live Most drive the same cars. Some pretend not to be. the Police is the biggest gang in the world. They (kidnap) people, kill people and jump and rob people, watch out for the police/cops/kidnapper's

Man them kidnapper/s are coming

by KIDLOST April 2, 2020

kidnapee

noun. (In a person) whom has been kidnapped.

The kidnapee just escaped from being held hostage.

by I haven't been kidnapped. March 29, 2022

My kidnapper ate my traffic

When you try to think of an excuse

Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic

by ascendedbread May 5, 2023

Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper

Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.

Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes

by the_Green_Packages September 9, 2019