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Khan Academy

A website for people to attempt to learn things like math. The math videos however, take 10 minutes extra to explain, are very long winded, and have a bunch of excessive information. The narrator constantly changes the color of his writing for absolutely no reason and likes to repeat words.
Friend: hey. Can u hang out?
Me: no, I have to do khan academy 🙄
by Emokid💔🖤🥀 April 2, 2020
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Khan Academy

The religion of Khan Academy, is a small-but-growing religious group based in Nashville, Tennessee. The followers of the religion worship Charles Jenkins, an American Gospel singer based in Chicago, Illinois. They believe in the beauty of the art of sexual activity. All members of Khan Academy complete the pilgrimage to Bitch Mountain in Lewis, New York. The leader of the religion, Father Silas, founded the religion in 2022 and it has grown to one of the fastest growing religions in Nashville. The religion has strong ties to Christianity, but Father Silas states "We simply are our own religion. We value a persons' spirituality more than anything. The persons mental health and healing is most important. Then religion and worship for the nostalgia of a past chapter of life."
Khan Academy is both a well-known education platform and a new-found religion.
by OfficialKhanAcademy February 28, 2022
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restart the khan academy

Something everybody wishes they could do but can't because khan academy has been declining the feature constantly.

There intention is for a growth mind set.
The reality is the people reading the suggestions sound like a**holes and the kids just skip threw the questions after getting one so they get a 100. They have almost the worst customer service of all time, the only slightly worse customer service is a Fast food place being run half by 14 year olds at job days. Is khan academy not aware of the requests and that people skip it anyways.
Kid: I wish I could restart the khan academy

Kid 2: Yeah me too, I will make a feature request

Khan Worker: We have firmly chosen our decision to piss off kids, I mean not add that feature. We want to encourage a growth mind set.
by w,erkmfkdmwqa April 29, 2021
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Meer Khan 12A Albateen Academy

Somebody who will generally do ANYTHING for another person e.g. mr mallen
meer khan 12A Albateen Academy sucking mr mallen off 24/7
by Haha Mukund February 17, 2020
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