The iconic keys are what you hear when the guy with the freshest trim walks around. You hear the keys, you know it's him. Everyone's gangster until "Mr. Keys" comes around.
Me: *has normal conversation with others*
Keys: *makes sound*
Everyone: *stops everything and looks for Mr. Keys*
Mr. Keys: *walks past*
Everyone: *mesmerized* "We are not worthy." *bows down*
Keys: *makes sound*
Everyone: *stops everything and looks for Mr. Keys*
Mr. Keys: *walks past*
Everyone: *mesmerized* "We are not worthy." *bows down*
by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021
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Instead of adding more to your comment, adding the word keystrokes, or multiple, is the way to go.
Instead of adding more to your comment, adding the word keystrokes, or multiple, is the way to go.
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You: "Boobz gud keystrokes keystrokes"
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by Didsomebodytakethisname April 30, 2021
Get the Keystrokes mug.term used to describe an inept group of people for their mistakes and/or lack of coordination and/or inability to get things done. Comes from a series of silent movies made by the Keystone Film Company between 1912 and 1917 about a group of incompetent policemen and their various escapades.
I don't know about you, but in the past few years, it seems to me that every time there is a major crisis, the government runs around like the Keystone Kops!
by y0ur l3ft nut May 24, 2010
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Commonly found in AU Ford driver
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Daveo - Look at those keys clipped to his jeans.
Johno - yeah what a keys wanker
Daveo - Yeah he must drive a AU Ford
Johno - yeah what a keys wanker
Daveo - Yeah he must drive a AU Ford
by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018
Get the keys wanker mug.Having a freestyle battle over the internet via chat, forum, or message board in the manner of typing out your bars with your keyboard and ending them with //.
So many guns, they call me Mister Gat//Put so many dots on you, ya nickname Twister mat//
"Damn, remember back in the day when we used to spit bars online? We was straight up keystylin'."
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"Damn, remember back in the day when we used to spit bars online? We was straight up keystylin'."
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by Shock Smoove April 18, 2010
Get the keystylin' mug.A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.
Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.
He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
by Jrubadub March 27, 2012
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