diarrhea of the keypad

a phrase to describe those who write way too frequent and mundane updates and comments via Facebook, Twitter, and text

A: I had to hide Rebecca on FB after the third update about her breakfast in ten minutes!

B: Yeah, me too, she definitely has diarrhea of the keypad.

by Aunto December 29, 2011

keypon

Kee pawn - to keep on something.

I told that bitch to keypon movin right on.

by foobario October 1, 2004

keyphan

Keyphan is the most sexiest, thoughtful and the funniest person out there. They can be very stubborn and stupid sometimes but its very funny. They can be hard not to like or love. They make you feel like a princess or prince. They are very loving and caring. That also can be forgetful.

Keyphan is the most handsome person I’ve met in my life, he makes me laugh, he forgets what I say but most of all he makes me feel like a princess.

by The cookie eater September 5, 2022

Keypee

To look slightly cute or handsome but not in a romantic way.

Dave: „that’s kind of keypee“
Gerald: „No homo, thanks.“

by SIMON FACKIN COWELL July 30, 2024