Irish kettlebell

The act of placing one or more testiculs into any given asshole. The process has been attempted by many, but successful with only a few

"Wow bob did you go balls deep in Rachel last night?"

"Buddy, she just about broke my balls last night, after I tried the Irish Kettlebell."

by Skrilla af dawg December 10, 2016

kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked

Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.

As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!

by QuacksO April 28, 2022