"What's up with the spaced out feaky guy in the corner?" "Don't worry about him man, he's Ketamized"
by Ketmister October 4, 2007
Get the ketamized mug.An act of self-defense against 3 or more people where the victim toe-kicks the first attacker in the testicles so hard that the kicker elevates himself off the ground by no less than four inches, followed by a swift left hook to the second attacker, and then after being knocked to the ground by the third attacker, while being kicked, the victim grabs the third attacker's ankle and hyperflexes it plantarflex so much that every ligament snaps and the attacker falls to the ground. Often, after this entire incident the victim will look up and discover two police officers down the street who were oblivious to the entire ordeal.
Did you hear what happened to Johnny? Some guys tried to jump him and steal his watch, so he pulled out the Kelamis Maneuver.
The urologist said it was the worst case of blunt trauma to the testicles that he's ever seen. He said the only explaination for this would be the Kelamis Maneuver. After calling down to the ER and discovering another patient with torn ankle ligaments, his suspicion was confirmed.
He Kelamis Maneuvered his ass so hard that he inadvertently ruptured the guys prostate at the same time.
After being Kelamis Maneuvered, his taint was so swollen it made it impossible for him to sit down.
The urologist said it was the worst case of blunt trauma to the testicles that he's ever seen. He said the only explaination for this would be the Kelamis Maneuver. After calling down to the ER and discovering another patient with torn ankle ligaments, his suspicion was confirmed.
He Kelamis Maneuvered his ass so hard that he inadvertently ruptured the guys prostate at the same time.
After being Kelamis Maneuvered, his taint was so swollen it made it impossible for him to sit down.
by DukeWayne April 19, 2009
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Firstly ketamine is not a horse tranquiliser, it is a SEDATIVE that has been used in large animals in the past, but is mainly used in hospitals on human patients with no past medical history.
Ketamine origanally comes in liquid form, when used recreatinaly and medically this can be injected.
Although when usong recreationally it is most commonly snorted.
Firstly you have to cook the k up, this can be done in a few ways, dried naturally, on the cooker, in the oven, in the microwave.
Whichever way its done the liquid needs to evaparate, leaving a crystal like substance.
When the k had cooled down this substance is then ground down into a powder.
This powder is then racked up into lines and snorted.
When you snort a line of k you have what we call a grace period, It is the time before the k takes over your body, the time that you know its coming and its gonna fuck u up, a bit like waiting to come up on a pill but more intense.
This length of this grace period depends, it can be anywhere between 10 seconds and 10 minutes. It depends on the perason taking it, their tolerance to k, the size of the line they snorted, the quality of the k.
Once the grace period is over and the k kicks in the forst felling you get is that something had been missing but now your whole again its like the k has come home, where it should be, and then you enter the k worlds.
You can pretty much keep a level of control on k unless you slip inot a hole.
A k hole is the most intense trip, you travel to different worlds, different planes, you dont just experience this universe, you experience 20 others. However you dont do it as a human because you dont realise your human, probably because you dont think to question it, any type of reality goes out the window.
A k hole is an amazing place and the prescence of k is something that nobody should be denied.
Ketamine origanally comes in liquid form, when used recreatinaly and medically this can be injected.
Although when usong recreationally it is most commonly snorted.
Firstly you have to cook the k up, this can be done in a few ways, dried naturally, on the cooker, in the oven, in the microwave.
Whichever way its done the liquid needs to evaparate, leaving a crystal like substance.
When the k had cooled down this substance is then ground down into a powder.
This powder is then racked up into lines and snorted.
When you snort a line of k you have what we call a grace period, It is the time before the k takes over your body, the time that you know its coming and its gonna fuck u up, a bit like waiting to come up on a pill but more intense.
This length of this grace period depends, it can be anywhere between 10 seconds and 10 minutes. It depends on the perason taking it, their tolerance to k, the size of the line they snorted, the quality of the k.
Once the grace period is over and the k kicks in the forst felling you get is that something had been missing but now your whole again its like the k has come home, where it should be, and then you enter the k worlds.
You can pretty much keep a level of control on k unless you slip inot a hole.
A k hole is the most intense trip, you travel to different worlds, different planes, you dont just experience this universe, you experience 20 others. However you dont do it as a human because you dont realise your human, probably because you dont think to question it, any type of reality goes out the window.
A k hole is an amazing place and the prescence of k is something that nobody should be denied.
by *B* January 1, 2007
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He is a man who once ate a rat head that had been left in a bag and pissed on. This was accompanied by sweet and sour sauce to make it more bearable. He also enjoys bumming animals (beastiality) and inbreeding with the fellow Trobridgeans resulting in unwanted births, one of which is a troubled individual only known as Rob B**ne
He is a typical trowbo.
He is a man who once ate a rat head that had been left in a bag and pissed on. This was accompanied by sweet and sour sauce to make it more bearable. He also enjoys bumming animals (beastiality) and inbreeding with the fellow Trobridgeans resulting in unwanted births, one of which is a troubled individual only known as Rob B**ne
He is a typical trowbo.
child: "oh my god its ketamine kev, WTF is he doing with that dog/camel?"
parent: "i dont know but stay away, we should contact the police"
1: "look ketamine kev is over there, modelling his new mankini"
2: "we should contact the police"
parent: "i dont know but stay away, we should contact the police"
1: "look ketamine kev is over there, modelling his new mankini"
2: "we should contact the police"
by supercoolawsomesauce June 29, 2011
Get the ketamine kev mug.It's like contamination. When a subject takes some much ketamine that his/her body is contaminated by K. Really high on ketamine. On K.
by D-mate December 23, 2005
Get the Ketaminated mug.by alec92 September 29, 2011
Get the Ketaminge mug.a drug that when purchased illegally usually comes as white powder or crystals and is snorted. users feel disconnected from their surroundings, happy, laughable and floaty. take too much and the user begins to trip copious amounts of balls and slip into a k-hole.
ket first appeared in raves and squat parties and is now starting to rival ecstacy in popularity in the mainstream club scene; probably due to its cheap price and lack of a comedown.
ket first appeared in raves and squat parties and is now starting to rival ecstacy in popularity in the mainstream club scene; probably due to its cheap price and lack of a comedown.
"ketamine - just say neigh"
"only fools and horses take ketamine"
"ketamine tastes so good, the horses want it back"
"only fools and horses take ketamine"
"ketamine tastes so good, the horses want it back"
by goosepimple100 June 22, 2009
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