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Frau Kersten

An extremely fat and stupid bitch who loves to eat lots of Chewy Bars whilst her students fail her German tests due to her inability to teach German. Her weaknesses include: falling over, hand sanitizer in her water bottle, cupcakes, and people who speak German fluently.

This fat sea cow enjoys sending her children out of the classroom when they answer her questions.

AKA Frau Cow, Frau Bitchten, Snorlax, Frau Fat ass(es).
Example 1:
Frau Kersten: "Joe, what is the answer?"
Joe: "I don't know"
Frau Kersten: "GET OUT!!!!!!!"

Example 2:
Frau Kersten: "Which one of you put hand sanitizer in my water??!!"

Example 3:
Frau Kersten was going to eat me, but then I handed her a water bottle with German writing on it filled with hand sanitizer and then she exploded.
by Thugnificant925 September 23, 2011
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Kerstgen

Kerstgen is a Dutch, Finnish and Scottish based name meaning "Christian" in English or in German "Christmas". Also in Dutch spelled Kerstiaen, Kerstecen or Kersteken. Kerstgen's origin is predominately a male Dutch/Finnish name, but has several spellings and variations throughout the world as a predominately female name.

The name is found in the 16th century Dutch history as a famous Dutch warrior. It is also still found in the south-east of The Netherlands, a province called Limburg. It is indeed a masculine name in The Netherlands, while googling Dutch pages with this name I did come across some prominent people in the 16th century with this name.
Dutch male names 1393-1396

"Kerstgen" means Christian warrior, strong, assertive, compulsive, organized, intelligent, leader, sensitive, relentless, good-hearted, helpful, protective, fierce
by Dutchess of NC February 2, 2010
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Kershene is a person that has resilience and she never backs down from a challenge. She is a hardworking single mother that sacrifices alot for her child and overcomes an obstacle that life throws at her. Basically she is an angel sent to Earth by God.
My mother, Kershene , is awesome and beautiful.
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Kershene is an independent, strong and an amazing woman. She is a single mother that sacrifices alot for her child and overcomes every challenge that life throws at her. She is fearless. Basically she is an angel sent to Earth by God.
My mum Kershene is awesome and bought me McDonald's
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