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Kepa tax 

when a goal or result has to be reduced in greatness in terms of how impressive the goal or result was, because it was against the not so great Kepa Arrizabalaga
"Holy fuck, Chelsea just got battered 6-0"
"Yeah mate, but you're forgetting to add the Kepa tax. It would've been 0-0 without Kepa"
Kepa tax by KepaJesus December 14, 2020
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Kepa arrizabalaga 

A shit cunt who probably would struggle to save a power point presentation
Shit nigga, I just did a kepa arrizabalaga
Kepa arrizabalaga by Nedzer September 24, 2020

Kepa Tax 

When a goal has been scored whilst kepa is in goal the goal is then reduced to nothing because of kepa tax
Chelsea just lost 3-2.

No they won 0-2 because of kepa tax
Kepa Tax by Football Rules December 25, 2020

Kepa Syndrome 

When you invite yourself to somebodies house instead of asking them if they want you to call over. This type of person is also known to make you leave the pub after 2 pints and go back to the house and watch murder series on Netflix for the night.
Kepa Syndrome to be defined
I'll be over on Thursday after work and I sent you money for a bag.....also I want 2 pints in the pub goodmaaaaaaaan. Also related to Dirty Polish Woman.
Kepa Syndrome by DirtyPolishPerson September 5, 2022

Kepa Arrizabalaga 

A shit cunt who never lets me score on fifa 20
Kepa Arrizabalaga by Fotonivo November 1, 2019

ElPaso kepa

ElPaso Kepa is the definition on sex appeal, usually used to describe beautiful men that have success in their life, especially with girls and business.
ElPaso is the leg movement and it represents excitement and fun.
Every group of friends need an ElPaso Kepa element.
Pier: "did you see ElPaso Kepa yesterday?"
Alberto: "of course, he was doing ElPaso surrounded by girls"
Pier:" ElPaso Kepa makes my day"
ElPaso kepa by kepdfiammifr November 21, 2021