running like a Kenyan on speed

Golfing term. When you've totally topped the ball, but it squirts along the ground and goes a bloody mile because of how hard you hit it, your ball is 'running like a Kenyan on speed'.

This derives from the fact that Kenya has a long history of some of the best long distance runners in the world, and the effect that the drug speed has on people.

"You jammy sod, that ball's running like a Kenyan on speed!"

by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006

Kenyana

A hot milf that may be small, but should not be overlooked. She is amazing. She is smart, dedicated, and values honesty highly. This girl is upfront when confronted and could be described as blunt on occasion. She has been very blessed financially, but sometimes forgets. Find yourself a kenyana!

Person: “Fisk thinks Kenyana is a hot milf”
Person2: “Who doesn’t though?”
Person: “Good point”

by Iskfay October 11, 2018

Alpha Kenyan

A person who runs very fast and or jumps high. This phrase often pertains to African Americans in that they stereotypically are fast, agile and athletic people.

Holy shit man did you see how fast Jahmal was running? Yeah dude he's like an Alpha Kenyan!

by AfFlIcTeD StAtE January 27, 2010

Kenyan African Males Safari

A safari tour arranged by Kenyan tourist companies and aimed at European and American women in their mid-20s to mid-50s who have never seen or experienced the much talked about large black cock bestowed upon many Kenyan makes. The tour groups arrange for the ladies to visit Kenyan and meet with as many well-endowed makes as they desire or can fit inside their orifices.

Robert: Hey Dave! I have to take a rain check on the game this afternoon I have to take Susan to the airport as she booked a tour with her church group to go on a Kenyan African Males Safari.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Keyaundra

Fun, loving, caring,sexy, beautiful,smart, trust worthy, honest, not the one to mess with.

I wish I was Keyaundra

by Tralencia February 3, 2010

Kenyan Poker

It's normal poker, but because no one has any money, you play with whatever scraps of food you can find.

Guy 1: Hey wanna play some poker?

Guy 2: I haven't got any cash, we can play Kenyan Poker though.

Guy 1: Yeah that's fine, I got some m&m's around here.

by One_Big_Meme October 25, 2019

Kenyan

The person you'll see winning any race just as you're reaching the halfway point.

Shit man, that Kenyan was like the Flash yesterday at the marathon! He whizzed right by all of us.

by Astra Estelle November 1, 2009