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Kentucky Fried Nipples

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Nipples with a large diameter and is colored a dark tan or black color.
Jay: Juan let me see yo nipples!
Juan: Alright man check it out.
Jay: Holy shit you got a pair of Kentucky Fried Nipples
by Pepperjack69 March 24, 2009
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kentucky fried cramp

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massive cramp when one has eaten to much KFC
Andrew: Damn man I've got a kentucky fried cramp

Eric: That's what you get for eating all that KFC!!
by Big Brown EEEEEEEE December 14, 2010
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Kentucky Fried Shocker

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After eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, then perceeded to "shock" your partner with your finger licking good greasy fingers which act as lube for a double shocker straight to the anal dwellings.
As in "Oh Diego, what is that, It's marvelous ". Justa little trick I picked up from the Colonel called the Kentucky Fried Shocker. Usually performed by a person of Spanish descent with the name Juan, Carlos, and in most cases Diego.
by iSpoonW/Baboons October 16, 2009
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Kentucky Fried Chicken

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1. The old title of what now is refered to as KFC.

2. What KFC stands for.
Colonel Sanders would be ashamed if he were still alive to see what Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) has become.
by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004
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The restaurant that sells sperm** in a dead chicken that is fried for 1 hour in North Korea, and then sold to the food bank in Western Europe, where it is then shipped to South America, and seasoned to their liking, before being sent to America to fill everyone's stomachs with delicious food.

**PLEASE NOTE IF A GIRL EATS THIS SHE MIGHT GET PREGNANT
Guy 1: I love Kentucky fried newborns
Guy 2: wtf?
by brian33337 October 14, 2023
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Kentucky Fried Flow

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A mixture of period-blood and the liquid excrement that results from the consumption of fast foods. Commonly consumed by fetishists.
"Damn, I just had some Kentucky Fried Flow, it was awesome." "WOAH, DOMINO"
by FishMan55 July 24, 2009
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Kentucky Fried Blumpkin

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Eating a bucket of KFC while receiving a Blumpkin.
Being the model of efficiency, Heather decided to give him a Kentucky Fried Blumpkin, thereby killing 3 birds with one stone... Food, sex and shat.
by Thunderwulf June 30, 2005
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