Kellenberger

A blatant lie, also defined as stories that contradict one another.

Sean is such a kellenberger, his stories make no sense and its obvious none of them are true.

by Jcoldwell December 06, 2009

kellenberg

jealous people (see example)

kellenberg guys make fun of chaminade guys cuz one: they can't get any and two: they are jealous cuz one day they will be working for those same chaminade guys.

by jeosaphet May 12, 2003

kellenberg

Greatest Catholic shool on Long Island. And it has chicks.

Hey there is a great articel in "The Tarmac" about how the Firebirds whupped on the panys Flyers today. Boy i sure am ashamed to be a sissy Chaminade boy. Do me a favor - pass me a straw - my beer is getting warm and my bubble bath is getting cold.

by Dalybone May 17, 2004

Kellenberger

Some fat ugly dude that wants people in pain and can't make anything simple

Tyler: bro kellenberger is a bitch

by Tylerafk123 December 11, 2018

Kellenberg Memorial High School

A catholic school considered straight when compared to Chaminade. Basically rich and filled with Chaminade rejects. Pretty dope school with the nerds, the non jocks but popular kids, the jocks, the annoying black girls and the chill black guys

Hey look the Kellenberg Memorial High School boys are beating up the Chaminade boys.

by kellenbergisdope November 21, 2019