Keiran

To be tall and very sexy, alittle on the chubby side but girls love him as he is cool, funny, kind-hearted and an overall good person.
Girls love him
Girls love a huggable guy and his sense of humour and kindness is loved by all

Girl 1: Hey, wanna make love while listening to beethoven sympothys and eating chocolate covered kittens??
Keiran: Sure why not shnookums, I love your chesticles, there looking awesome tonight!
Girl 1: Yay!!
Girl 2: (comes outta nowhere) He is so KEIRAN!!

by iAmKeiran May 11, 2009

Keiran

Usually a male who suffers back pain due walking around with his titanic schmeat all day

Woah! He's packing he must be a keiran.

by lordUzair February 1, 2022

Keiran

Best homie you'll ever find. Will always be there for you day or night, a true number 1. A little homo tho sus.

Keiran *really* loves his shower parties...

by Hmmmmsus November 23, 2021

Keiran

A greedy man

"Give me my food back!"
"No"
"You're such a Keiran"

by JakeT271108 August 11, 2023

Keiran

A skinny fucking nonce that has no friends and is a lazy shithead

Hey look at the guy sleeping
Hes definitely a keiran

Made marco nicchitta

by Madladmarco October 5, 2019

Keiran

A guy who fucks thighs

Girl :omg that’s keiran

Boy:ew I can fuck better than him

by Child of god /Kobe August 23, 2021

Keiran

Ok ppl so just you know.. keiran is a waste of time and space don't ever go out with him she is just gonna breat your heart and say he will commit suicide if you dont like him ... That's pure blackmail so just trust me

Uhhhhh I can't even talk about him but I have to * keiran is a turd* his name makes me vomit

by ~~~Olive xox Good Luck♡♡♡ July 27, 2017