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Kmtizzle

by kmtizzler January 11, 2022
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krizzle

verb

1 : to make an item partially inoperable by reckless misuse
2 : to botch or bungle an event by acting with wanton disregard of another's rights
3 : to remove value from something in otherwise good condition
4 : to dismiss one's own bad behavior with a fallacious self-referential attitude
5 : to badly mess something up
Your 3 year old cousin really krizzled my laptop when you left it in his playpen that day.

That drunk ex-boyfriend of the bride really krizzled the whole wedding ceremony when he stood up and started ranting about their past together.
by mplayer January 11, 2010
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kabizzleebooted

Zooted, stuck for good, when one is high on marijuana and they start seeing the stars
"Heyy, bad with the good I'm zooted, stuck, kabizzleebooted"
by momofizzlecertifiedizzle October 17, 2009
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kapizzlebub

a word made up to describe the type of apathetic, and easily amused personality shared by stoners and computer geeks.
Dude, you are so kapizzlebub right now.
by HMtMayor September 26, 2010
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karfizzlenuff

my car karfizzlenuffed this morning
by poolypilly June 2, 2009
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ktizzle

A name for someone who has one or more of the following qualities:
Quicker than a cheetah
Thin and sexy, but with a big badonkadonk
Runs more than a kenyan
Can somehow mention all the muscles in the arm seamlessly in a conversation about something totally different
Procrastinates like a pro
Makes delicious desserts
Gives advice whether you want it or not, and it doesn't suck
Has a vague grasp of history and physics
Can drop it low while still maintaining class
Can drop it low while in class
Can't drop a class (doesn't need to cause of all the A's)
Loves their pets more than most family members and friends
Is one of the coolest people you know
Loses horribly in wii tennis, but still enjoys it
Starts off or ends 80% of conversations with "Seriously, what the fuck!?"
Understands the perplexing mystery of the magic hologram at the mall
Are super good at almost all sports, but their basketball skills need work
Yo, did you see ktizzle run that marathon while reciting all the bones in the body!?
by KSizzle March 16, 2012
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what do u wanna do today friend? dang dizzle up in your krizzle wizzle
by dude March 15, 2003
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