jack kanoff

Jack Kanoff is like the name Ben Dover, only in this case when you say the name it sounds like Jacking Off, which is masturbating.

*person puts kahoot name as Jack Kanoff*
Teacher: "Who's Jacking Off?"
Kids: *laugh*

by Virgin#69 November 21, 2019

Fort Knox

With reference to the military post in Kentucky: tightly secure; impossible to infiltrate.

Her pants are harder to get into than Fort Knox.

by ayymayy April 20, 2011

Kuk I Kano

Norwegian slang originating from Aasane meaning Hot Dog. Translated it means Cock in Canoe. You can only get a Kuk in Kano at the Hydra Texaco Gasstation in Norway.

Let's get some Kuk I Kano guys!

by Russ05 November 20, 2004

Kanoofus

The chief of the gooftroop, can't get right. Epitome of a goofy, has no knowledge of general rules of conduct.

We had to 86 that kanoofus off the block.

by Ghettolot August 28, 2018

kazox

An insane gamer

That kazox guy is insane!!

by Kazox February 15, 2020

Kanoja

when a man turns into his alter ego at midnight, usually in this form they will be increased in power and cause others to hide in shame

Did you see ryan the other day? he turned kanoja on those guys that day

by BiggerNitch July 14, 2009

Knox Goggles

The syndrome that affect males when they attend Knox College. Symptoms include thinking a standard 4 is a 8 when in reality they are not. Also hooking up with a 3 and then getting high-fived for it later when you are recounting the tale to your other male friends. Side-affects include shame, depression, alcoholism, and repeat encounters with said 3.

Male 1: Damn, that girl if fine. She is a solid 8.

Male 2: What the fuck man. She looks like Muhammad Ali.

Male 1: Damn Knox Goggles!!

by pimptacular March 5, 2010