Kampen is a name given to a very special kind of person. No one quite knows how each of the world's various Kampens came to be, nevertheless, every person knows at least one Kampen. A Kampen is a human being, always of the male gender, who just has no fucking clue. He constantly makes shithead remarks that no one asked for, and doesn't seem to grasp the concept that everybody on planet Earth has a brain except him. These men have no brain. One would wonder how each of the world's Kampens managed to survive the amount of time that they have, but you can rest assured that natural selection will weed them out eventually.
Some characteristics of Kampens:
- Plays Fortnite
- Has a 'phone radar' that can instantly sense when someone pulls out a phone.
- Asks what model phone is that
- Asks what games are on that phone
- Asks how long you've had your phone for
- White
- Probably a Christian
- Wears shorts, every fucking day
- Never shaves, so just has an ugly-ass half-stache above his upper lip
- Voice is squeaky as fuck
- Makes sex jokes without knowing what they mean
- Definitely a virgin
- Makes Yo Mama jokes
It should be noted that people named Kampen do not have special needs. If they did, you could just call them special needs.
Some characteristics of Kampens:
- Plays Fortnite
- Has a 'phone radar' that can instantly sense when someone pulls out a phone.
- Asks what model phone is that
- Asks what games are on that phone
- Asks how long you've had your phone for
- White
- Probably a Christian
- Wears shorts, every fucking day
- Never shaves, so just has an ugly-ass half-stache above his upper lip
- Voice is squeaky as fuck
- Makes sex jokes without knowing what they mean
- Definitely a virgin
- Makes Yo Mama jokes
It should be noted that people named Kampen do not have special needs. If they did, you could just call them special needs.
Teacher: What is thirty-one plus forty-eight?
Kampen: Sixty-nine!!!
Teacher: Fuck you Kampen, see me after class.
Kampen: Sixty-nine!!!
Teacher: Fuck you Kampen, see me after class.
by BaddSpelur October 31, 2019
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na so Goodluck Jonathan go contest for election, people think say im no go win: as per say na Niger-Delta but the guy dey kampe! dem no fit defeat am!
when this people dem dey demolish people shop for balogun market, dem no demolish my own na. my shop just tanda... come dey kampe; no shaking!
na so Goodluck Jonathan go contest for election, people think say im no go win: as per say na Niger-Delta but the guy dey kampe! dem no fit defeat am!
when this people dem dey demolish people shop for balogun market, dem no demolish my own na. my shop just tanda... come dey kampe; no shaking!
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New Girl: Where should I sit? There's the nerds, jocks, mean girls, band geeks, choir kids, preppies... Oh, and the kampers!
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Name derived from the Kampgrounds of America (KOA) in the US, a chain of commercial campgrounds built near highway exits.
Name derived from the Kampgrounds of America (KOA) in the US, a chain of commercial campgrounds built near highway exits.
by m0dest July 7, 2011
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A red neck armadillo
A hairy ape like structure who has a lack of intelligiance, charisma, attractivness.
A man who is willing to try any, and every sex positition, including sex in public, sex with a small child, sex with a vehicle tail pipe, sex with a man, sex with two men, and lastly sex with three men.
A red neck armadillo
A hairy ape like structure who has a lack of intelligiance, charisma, attractivness.
A man who is willing to try any, and every sex positition, including sex in public, sex with a small child, sex with a vehicle tail pipe, sex with a man, sex with two men, and lastly sex with three men.
Mom yells at him to clean his room
boy replies mom piss off im going to the park to do some crazy kambeitz
boy replies mom piss off im going to the park to do some crazy kambeitz
by vagitarian123 September 6, 2012
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