Scenario: You opponent just made all the cups in beer pong, your only hope is to make all the remaining shots on your rebuttal.
Scene: You make them all, so you yell out, JumanJi!
Scene: You make them all, so you yell out, JumanJi!
by one tequila September 13, 2012
(say there's a pair of black socks)
"Dude can you hand me those black socks?"
You mean these white socks?
"No, i mean those black socks."
They're white socks, jumanji.
"Fine, can you pleease hand me those supposedly 'whiiite' socks?"
*you have now made an obviously black pair of socks, white.*
"Dude can you hand me those black socks?"
You mean these white socks?
"No, i mean those black socks."
They're white socks, jumanji.
"Fine, can you pleease hand me those supposedly 'whiiite' socks?"
*you have now made an obviously black pair of socks, white.*
by court-ah-saur November 27, 2010
When a man has so much pubic hair in his lower region that it could closely resemble a rain forest. The massive amounts of hair allow multiple species of diseases and certain crustaceans to thrive
by jaggger May 18, 2011
"Yelena date-raped me even though I had a girlfriend. I figured as long as I was technically 'cheating', I might as well try to touch her clitoris. She pulled my hand away numerous times; an act I attribute solely to her JUMANJI shame.
by Jack The Snipper March 05, 2009
My man D-magic got that Jumanji. Yo, he pulled five bitches last night at the KA mixer and had a 6-way.
by yungspitta19 May 17, 2011
when somthing thats good happens as if fate wrote it or it was preordained to happen for the greater good of any givin situation.
Your watching a crappy movie and the hot girl loses her shit.....JUMANJI!
The ball goes in at the buzzer....JUMANJI!
You use a crappy pick up line fully expecting to be slapped and instead end up going home with her....JUMANJI!
You wake up the next morning and she turns out to be a cyote ugly and your roommates catch you and rag on you for weeks.....JUMANJI!
The dick from the bar is the one in the back of the cop car as your leaving at last call.... JUMANJI!
The ball goes in at the buzzer....JUMANJI!
You use a crappy pick up line fully expecting to be slapped and instead end up going home with her....JUMANJI!
You wake up the next morning and she turns out to be a cyote ugly and your roommates catch you and rag on you for weeks.....JUMANJI!
The dick from the bar is the one in the back of the cop car as your leaving at last call.... JUMANJI!
by Alex Walcutt March 18, 2006
a term used when one farts. It is said as soon as it happens as to warn the other people around you.
Cuan: Hey Jeff
Jeff: What Cuan?
Cuan: Jumanji
Jeff: DAMNIT MAN! We're in an elevator, I can't even leave now.
Jeff: What Cuan?
Cuan: Jumanji
Jeff: DAMNIT MAN! We're in an elevator, I can't even leave now.
by Cuan March 09, 2008