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JumanJi

The expression of euphoria when accomplishing a great feat.
Scenario: You opponent just made all the cups in beer pong, your only hope is to make all the remaining shots on your rebuttal.

Scene: You make them all, so you yell out, JumanJi!
by one tequila September 13, 2012
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Jumanji

A undebatable win.
You win the game.
Final answer/say in the matter.
(say there's a pair of black socks)
"Dude can you hand me those black socks?"

You mean these white socks?

"No, i mean those black socks."

They're white socks, jumanji.

"Fine, can you pleease hand me those supposedly 'whiiite' socks?"

*you have now made an obviously black pair of socks, white.*
by court-ah-saur November 29, 2010
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Jumanji

When a man has so much pubic hair in his lower region that it could closely resemble a rain forest. The massive amounts of hair allow multiple species of diseases and certain crustaceans to thrive
Man 1- That dudes pubes are sticking out of his pants...

Man 2- I know, what a Jumanji.
by jaggger June 11, 2011
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Jumanji

Untamed and insolent Ukrainian female pubic hair.
"Yelena date-raped me even though I had a girlfriend. I figured as long as I was technically 'cheating', I might as well try to touch her clitoris. She pulled my hand away numerous times; an act I attribute solely to her JUMANJI shame.
by Jack The Snipper March 5, 2009
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Jumanji

Killer game. Spitting at bitches in a heroic fashion.
My man D-magic got that Jumanji. Yo, he pulled five bitches last night at the KA mixer and had a 6-way.
by yungspitta19 June 10, 2011
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Jumanji

when somthing thats good happens as if fate wrote it or it was preordained to happen for the greater good of any givin situation.
Your watching a crappy movie and the hot girl loses her shit.....JUMANJI!
The ball goes in at the buzzer....JUMANJI!
You use a crappy pick up line fully expecting to be slapped and instead end up going home with her....JUMANJI!
You wake up the next morning and she turns out to be a cyote ugly and your roommates catch you and rag on you for weeks.....JUMANJI!
The dick from the bar is the one in the back of the cop car as your leaving at last call.... JUMANJI!
by Alex Walcutt July 29, 2008
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Jumanji

a term used when one farts. It is said as soon as it happens as to warn the other people around you.
Cuan: Hey Jeff
Jeff: What Cuan?
Cuan: Jumanji
Jeff: DAMNIT MAN! We're in an elevator, I can't even leave now.
by Cuan March 9, 2008
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