Jurk

The correct spelling of the word jerk according to teens.

You're trying to steal my girl, you're such a jurk!

by slime101 May 15, 2010

Jurktionary

Jurktionary: A collection of "words" uttered by John Jurkovic on the Mac, Jurko, and Harry show on ESPN radio 1000 in Chicago, Illinois. Jurko tends to combine words that do actually exist, into "words" that suit his vocabulary needs....
He blames it on taking 10,000 blows to the head as a defensive lineman for the Packers, Jags, and Browns....
the term "Jurktionary" was coined by loyal listener Doug, from Evergreen Park.

"There's a new word for the Jurktionary."
1. Problem-some
2. Musnus opus
3. Swequity
4. Vute
5. Unbeuter
6. Salabasize
7. Renownment
8. Dranken
9. Lambasticity
10. Streamlining
11. Shockiting

by doug - evergreen park May 5, 2006

Jurk

someone who is very mean. They are even more mean than a jerk.

Olivia and Nicolette are jurks and bull-ees.

by Hoesmad🥵🥵 March 26, 2020

Jurk

The area opposite of the knee. AKA the back of the knee.

I got stabbed in the jurk last night.

by BrenHungry September 1, 2011

jurka ball

That white ball of dried-up tears that's in the corner of your eye in the morning.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you talk to Jessie today?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, she had one of the grossest jurka balls i've ever seen."

by googly_eyes November 13, 2019

jturnz

A twitter virgin who doesn’t shag girls, but instead flags of multiple foreign nations, whilst also dressing up as an ISIS member for sheffield united matches.

Fucking hell, i’d hate to be like jturnz

by AdamJohnson69696969 April 9, 2023

Jurk

1. the correct way to say "Jerkin it"- male masturbation after looking at a hot girls picture or after a very lonely day!

2. an ugly or repulsive person/face

After staring at this girls picture for hours, he decided he would enjoy a good jurkin.

or...
Ry: OMG MAZE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Maze: im jurkin it! wanna help?
Ry: WTF!!

ew omg did you see that guys face?!? he's a jurk!!!

by Brizzle0991 June 22, 2009