jafflechute

A jaffle attached to a parachute. Prone to wind and unfortunately placed window ledges. An idea founded in Melbourne and an actual thing.

www.jafflechutes.com

"I had a jafflechute for dinner last night. It got stuck in a tree, but I threw my shoe at it and it eventually came down"

by karmabox October 12, 2013

Jaffasexual

When a Jaffa is romatically or sexually attracted to another Jaffa. Often occurs in a polyamorie, containing 3 Jaffas.

Jaffa: Did you see Jaffa yesterday? I really want to make out now.

Jaffa: You're... also Jaffasexual? :flushed:

Jaffa(but in blue): We all could just- ...make out together? :flushed:

jaffa: :flushed:
Jaffa: :flushed:

by Anna-senpai August 23, 2020

a Jaffry

Synonym of retard or massive drongoloid. A Jaffry is a term used in Northern England to define a person below the average IQ (which is below 30 in England).

" Yooooo have you seen this retard ?

- Yeah he's such a Jaffry. "

by ScottfucksAlex's Mom January 15, 2021

Half a Jaffa

Someone, usually from the north of Ireland, who has one Catholic parent and one Protestant parent. Meaning they are half orange

Did you know Johnny was half a jaffa?
His da's in the ra but his mum's an orangewoman

by TPitbull November 3, 2010

Faisel Jaffer

A man bear who's legend precedes his introduction, spawned from the lake of Manitou and forged in the Algonquin forests Faisel was once deemed a demi god until it was discovered his search engine of choice was Bing. Also worth noting Faisel makes a brief appearance in the 2016 "Revenant".

Faisel Jaffer is a Bing using ass mothafucka!

by SquidofManitou August 31, 2016

Jafflebag

1. Noun - A very annoying person who has tendencies to dribble a lot.

2. Verb - to jafflebag - to repeatedly palm someone in the crotch.

1. "I dont really invite Steve round anymore, since he found out he was a jafflebag."

2. "Steve is really annoying me now, hes started to find jafflebagging funny."

by Jaffle July 6, 2009

jaffa baby

A red haired baby with brown skin. The potential offspring comprised from a red haired parent and one brown skinned parent.

'Hey Jane, what will happen when you and John have kids.... he's a red head and you have brown skin.... what happens if the babies have red hair and brown skin?' inquired Julie

'If that happens, the jaffa baby will be drowned in a bucket' replied Jane

by arther8183 June 30, 2011