Jooed

to be penetrated by a man of Jewish faith or to get dissed in an extremely painful way

Oh! He just got insulted very badly! He got jooed.

by harrium and plester March 12, 2005

Joo

1: Alternative and often but not always offensive, way of spelling "Jew", in the religious or racial sense. It originated from South Park.

2: Way of spelling "You". It is used sometimes in 1337 (leet). It probably originated from some European languages, such as Dutch, having "J" be pronounced "Y".

1: "Maybe we're not getting to heaven because somebody here is a J-O-O" - South Park.

"Jon Stewart is a filthy joo" - antisemite.
"I didn't know he was jooish" - person.

2: "Joo w1ll g3t teh fl@g!!!" - gamer playing "capture the flag"
"Joo @r3 ST00P1D!!!1!!!one!!!" - gamer expressing his/her (who am i kidding, HIS) frustration with a fellow gamer whom he perceives as being incompetent or unintelligent.

"Ja" means "yes" in Dutch, and is pronounced "Ya".

by MemberOfTheProFreedomMovement June 4, 2010

joo

Internet slang for the word "you." Most often used by 1337 computer freaks and/or white, male, black wanna-be's.

H3y, J00! Y0 m4mm4 w45 600d 1457 ni6h7, F00!

by SizzlinGyrl August 7, 2003

joo

A person of jewish origin

"Hey, joo."

"Look at that joo over there."

by notajoo May 27, 2004

Joos

Joos is another word for semen. It usually results in accidentaly release.

David did you just joos on me?

by Hppjet April 6, 2010

Joos

Another way of spelling or saying the word Jews.

by JBS July 11, 2003

Joo

Also used as "you", commonly mispronounced by Cubans.

"What joo talkin' 'bout, mang?"

by Lucifer May 8, 2004