A girl who is loving and kind but can sometimes be mean. She’s cute and bubbly but can also be a bad bitch at times. She always down for a chat and always looks out for her friends. Jolanda is the type of girl that can eat a whole cow and still remain the same weight.
Jolanda is a baddy.
by Youremumsdog June 19, 2020
Get the Jolanda mug.A awkward relationship in which the male is madly in love with the female, but refuses to do anything, making the female feel as though the male is not at all interested.
The female also tends to have a hobby she finds more interesting than the male, and often stands him up at dates because she has better things to do regarding said hobby.
The relationship consisted of minimal communication, and absolutely no physical or eye contact.
The female also tends to have a hobby she finds more interesting than the male, and often stands him up at dates because she has better things to do regarding said hobby.
The relationship consisted of minimal communication, and absolutely no physical or eye contact.
Example 1
Male: "I love you"
Female: "Lol"
Bystander: "Joelah"
Female: "He doesn't even like me"
Example 2
Male: "Do you want to go to the movies with me?"
Female: "Sorry, I have to brush my horse's tail."
#joelah
Male: "I love you"
Female: "Lol"
Bystander: "Joelah"
Female: "He doesn't even like me"
Example 2
Male: "Do you want to go to the movies with me?"
Female: "Sorry, I have to brush my horse's tail."
#joelah
by Not Serafina and Eliza July 3, 2016
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where the boy blatantly confesses his love for the girl and the girl is unnecessarily indifferent
where the boy blatantly confesses his love for the girl and the girl is unnecessarily indifferent
by Not Serafina and Eliza June 10, 2016
Get the joelah mug.A female of non-american descent who has magnetism and attracts people. Charming, funny, strong, confident, beautiful, and very hard-working.
At times childish, brash, and unreasonable.
A Jolanta is a good mother, and a compassionate friend. Stands up for what she believes to be right.
Pronounced: Yoh-lan-tah
At times childish, brash, and unreasonable.
A Jolanta is a good mother, and a compassionate friend. Stands up for what she believes to be right.
Pronounced: Yoh-lan-tah
by Noonana19847012 May 7, 2011
Get the Jolanta mug.To 'Joosab' is to entice someone out of their hard won riches using a devious ploy, i.e. to swindle them.
It primarily means to swindle with indifference, be it a stranger or a life-long friend, everyone's a target. A 'Joosab' is often carried out through unscrupulous trickery, used to defraud others and eliminate enemies.
To Joosab also incorporates the worst swindling of all, emotional swindling. Ruthless and devastating, it occurs when a Joosabian uses counterfeit emotion to win the hearts of the masses, before dismissing them and hence crushing their spirits. Many who have been so severely Joosab-ed often never recover.
To 'Joosab someone's heart' is a phrase often used to describe heartbreak.
It primarily means to swindle with indifference, be it a stranger or a life-long friend, everyone's a target. A 'Joosab' is often carried out through unscrupulous trickery, used to defraud others and eliminate enemies.
To Joosab also incorporates the worst swindling of all, emotional swindling. Ruthless and devastating, it occurs when a Joosabian uses counterfeit emotion to win the hearts of the masses, before dismissing them and hence crushing their spirits. Many who have been so severely Joosab-ed often never recover.
To 'Joosab someone's heart' is a phrase often used to describe heartbreak.
by JustAnotherPenguin November 25, 2010
Get the Joosab mug.jholar is someone who is pro at turning the things according to how he wants by shortcuts , sometimes by lying. changing things.
its nt alwys a bad thing
its nt alwys a bad thing
by voldemort88 September 13, 2012
Get the Jholar mug.Pronounced with a soft 'j'. Both a noun and an adjective used to describe something so cute af you kinda wanna smush your face into it. Generally reserved for animals, small children and Hodor from Game Of Thrones.
That jooja looks so jooja.
His pupper is a heckin jooja.
Damn, gurl. That kid in the Batman costume is so jooja my ovaries just exploded.
His pupper is a heckin jooja.
Damn, gurl. That kid in the Batman costume is so jooja my ovaries just exploded.
by Fazimundo May 28, 2019
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