A'm put'n kettle on, jonty?
by heychrismillar March 20, 2009
Get the Jontymug. Is a name to describe amazing and well built human. To have the name Jonty you must have a huge penis and have alot of muscles. If you ever meet someone called Jonty you know they will make a good friend.
by Ted Jenkins November 23, 2019
Get the Jontymug. Skinny, bespectacled, and perpetually youthful-looking individual with an unhealthy interest in technology.
Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.
Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.
by Jonty April 03, 2005
Get the Jontymug. Jonty is a humanoid shaped alien with four eyes, a blues fan with a raging boner for Tom Trbojevic and has enough foreskin to cover the entire of Europe. It is easy to get lost in the luscious layers of skin on the tip of the mans dick.
by Gibbthagimp June 15, 2021
Get the Jontymug. by YouRabbit November 15, 2016
Get the Jontymug. The most beautiful girl in the world. her simple smile lights up the world like the sun. Her face is the most beautiful thing ever to be seen. She will always be loved. When ever anyone talks to her they become dry in the mouth and nervous because she is so amazing.
She my friend is a Jonti.
by squiggleyjoe September 26, 2011
Get the Jontimug.