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Jon Snowed

You are in the shit. Your hair needs a wash. Your bae is gone, everyone is calling you a titface because your bae WAS your bae, and you can't be lord of Winterfell because some guy with a beard is being a nob.
Person 1: *sigh* My girl just left me, she said she was going somewhere 'hot' and everyone's being a wanker about me liking her.

Person 2: Man, you got SO Jon Snowed.
Person 1: WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT THE CAVE
by Sakura_Ryuzaki May 4, 2015
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Jon-Snowing

The act of a group of friends surprising another friend with a sign stating something relating to the friend and then taking turns or simultaneously killing him or her, all whilst saying "for the blank", with the blank replaced with a term or phrase representative of the person or the situation.
"You alright, mate? You seemed to have lost all your items."
"Well, I wouldn't have if my friends hadn't gone through with FUCKING JON-SNOWING ME!!!"
by scrchngfrs December 15, 2015
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Jon Snowflake

One who knows nothing, yet is offended by everything.
Jon: MAGA hats are racist!

Knowledgeable and rational adult: *sigh* You know NOTHING, Jon Snowflake.
by Mr. Peas April 15, 2019
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Jonsnowgasm

When you watch too many game of thrones episodes and witness a heap of badass Jon snow scenes and you get really excited.....suddenly out of the blue Jon snow says "and now my watch has ended". You lose all control of you body and suddenly you've unloaded all in your pants.
"Terry I just heard the weirdest groaning noise coming from your bedroom, what were you doing?" Oh don't worry! I just watched too much game of thrones and was overwhelmed by a jonsnowgasm"
by Mikey Spikey October 26, 2017
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