elton john'ing it

the act of covering up homo-sexuality or gayness by marrying a woman and having children.

A: "who wears skinny jeans and a pink shirt? man that guy is deffinatly gay "

B:"Nahh, i no him. hes got a girlfriend, and shes having a baby in a few months"
A: "Yeahh, well he's probley just elton john'ing it"

by Seek the king of New Hampshire January 27, 2011

John Wayne It

After having unprotected sex, the woman is left full of semen and as such has to do a John Wayne type walk to the bathroom to clean up, trying not to get cum running down her legs.

After we had sex, I had to John Wayne It to the bathroom real quick incase we woke his Dad up!

by Melanie M September 22, 2005

John Waynin it

Not brushing your teeth in the morning. "To just sattle up and ride"

"John waynin it today? Just sattle up and ride huh?

by ByPH October 20, 2015

John’d It

When you get yourself into a situation of biblical proportions and all hope seems lost and only God himself can offer you a miracle out

I went out last night and John’d it boys🥸

We’ve absolutely John’d it for ourselves again lads 🤯

You’ve completely John F Kennedy Jr’d it for us all mate ✝️

Alright John Stowbegs the 17th I’ve heard you’ve really fucking John’d it with the bird this time 💟

Don’t John It for yourself John 🚁

by JohnOSavin September 21, 2021

John’d It

When you get yourself into a situation of biblical proportions that a miracle from God is the only way out

We’ve really John’d it for ourselves this time boys

by JohnOSavin September 23, 2021

Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask

Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’

by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024

You got it, John!

A way to confirm, deny or even avoid answering any question, or to give sarcastic praise to a friend.

Mark -"Alex, did you hook up with my girlfriend ??"
Alex-" you got it, John!"
Or
Mark-"hey Alex I'm on level 13 on candy crush!! "
Alex-" oh wow, you got it,John!"

by Kiwibaby August 24, 2014