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Brian: Where did Cole go last night?
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by Superhighme June 3, 2011
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1. the hottest guy to walk this planet. He plays Dean Winchester on the hit show Supernatural.
2. walking example of sex.
3. someone I'd give up my virginity to.
2. walking example of sex.
3. someone I'd give up my virginity to.
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by S.G. loves J.A. September 20, 2008
Get the jensen ackles mug.Johan K Jensen is a descriptive word meaning that something or someone are cool/hot.
The word originates in Sweden, where Johan K Jensen is a famous singer/movie-star, (his most successful films is "Johan, Falken" and "Bigfoot"((he also wrote the books with the same name)), his most famous songs are "Story of a Schnöphead" and when "I when get High, I like to eat Stuff".
Because of his great success his name has transformed into a compliment.
The word 'Johan K Jensen' is mostly used in the Northern-European countries, but is spreading.
In some cases Johan K Jensen can replace the word 'Love'.
Johan K Jensen can be shorten down to JKJ or Johan.
The word originates in Sweden, where Johan K Jensen is a famous singer/movie-star, (his most successful films is "Johan, Falken" and "Bigfoot"((he also wrote the books with the same name)), his most famous songs are "Story of a Schnöphead" and when "I when get High, I like to eat Stuff".
Because of his great success his name has transformed into a compliment.
The word 'Johan K Jensen' is mostly used in the Northern-European countries, but is spreading.
In some cases Johan K Jensen can replace the word 'Love'.
Johan K Jensen can be shorten down to JKJ or Johan.
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-I love you.
-You're so K Jensen, I love you to!
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-Yeah, me too, but it turns out it wasn't love, and it was absolutely not JKJ.
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-I love you.
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-I thought you Johan K Jensen that girl?
-Yeah, me too, but it turns out it wasn't love, and it was absolutely not JKJ.
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