Jpeterson

Jpeterson is that sort of person that should make some pee soup! for his teacher!

cos he is a cocky little wanker!

Jpeterson

by jamieboy July 17, 2009

jitterfunk

Having the Jitterfunk is when someone smokes too much crack, meth or heroin then turns up some funky electro hard bass beat as they bop there head uncontrollably and tweak out to the sounds.

"Hey man, what's that guy doing over there?"

"Tweaking out to the tunes he probably just has the JitterFunk right now."

by Leonanderon May 30, 2017

jimmerson

a jimmerson is a nickname for a jimmy someone who is a jimmy

yo lyss look at that jimmerson.

by jimmerson69 December 22, 2020

fc jitters

The anxiety that ensues when one nears the end of a song in a rhythm game without yet missing any notes; the player is trying to "FC" (full combo) the song. Usually results in a really dumb mistake, in which case the player becomes furious and screams about how he or she will never waste money on his/her particular game again. Can pertain to any rhythm game (Guitar Hero, DDR, ITG, PIU, Beatmania, etc).

I got really close to FC'ing "Holiday in Cambodia" on GH3, but I got the fc jitters right near the last chorus.

by Captain Colorblind February 12, 2008

Dick Jitters

When one has consumed too much Viagra (or any e.d. drug) and is having problems. Since the chemical involved in stimulating the penis is similar to caffeine, and since one can get the "jitters" from drinking too much coffee... hence the "dick jitters."

I wanted to make sure I really knocked the socks off that blonde the other night, so I took two Viagra... but I ruined everything when I got the dick jitters!

by Neptunium January 17, 2009

Shitter Jitters

A feeling of fright or uneasiness about defecating in a public or foreign bathroom.

Dave: Why is John so pale and nervous?

Walter: Oh, he just has a bad case of the Shitter Jitters because we're at a party and he has to drop a deuce.

by Silver Panther April 27, 2010

Coffee jitters

What happens when you drink coffe and you don't have food before.

I forgot to eat before I had my coffee and now I got the coffee jitters

by Bish boy May 17, 2016