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jihadi

A person, usually and almost exclusively a Muslim to wages a 'Jihad' (Holy war) to spread Islam. This can be done through peaceful means, but also extremely violent means.

The Islamic state are Jihadis
Burt: Whats the name of that Muslim from the UK who cut off that American dudes head?

Kurt: Jihadi John
by Captain Love Shack June 3, 2016
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Jihadi

Sandmonkey who can't shoot, yelling some Allah ak bar stuff. Loves goats and dates(fruits)
The jihadis are yelling and riding their goats
by Buzzthewrestler May 17, 2017
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jihadist hug

the process of shitting on someone's head while screaming Allah hu akbar
calvin was being a bitch, so i gave him a jihadist hug
by steve the pirate May 13, 2014
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Social Terrorist/Jihadist

(1) One who intentionally disrupts or destroys interpersonal relationships through malicious means; (2) One who intentionally or recklessly creates awkward tension in what was otherwise a good conversation or atmosphere; (3) One who systematically prosecutes a malicious design to make a person(s) feel as though they are isolated, worthless, disliked, or hated in order to achieve some favorable personal objective; (4) One who acts so outrageous so as to surpass the bounds of civilized society and common decency in order to embarrass, harass, or intimidate others in order to exact a favorable personal objective.
Dude, she just threatened to tell my friend something insulting I said about her when I was really mad unless I apologize for glancing in the general direction of another girl who was at the bar too many times. I'm in a relationship with a social terrorist/jihadist.
by Imparitor October 12, 2010
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jihadi cities

Cities that are built only with the intention of setting them ablaze at the most opportune moment.

With billions of dollars invested into a city, a radical terrorist who happens to be an engineering genius can plan to build a city that with the sole purpose of destroying it to kill.

most likely part of a jihad

Cities are built up to the point of extreme population density, and filled with many tourists.

Giant skyscrapers meticulously tumble to the ground with geomechanic landslide-like wizardry, timed impeccably with the instant fall of dozens of other buildings through out the city’s inner core that fulfill their destinies in splendid calculations of self-dismantling sidewalk tragedy.
Ehror City, the future city of the world, is where 20 million people reside. There are only 4 exits out of this city.

However, it is one of the jihadi cities, and it was built by radical engineers with a plot to destroy it.
by g-diggity March 16, 2008
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jihadient

To express great excitement almost to the point of starting a riot and smashing statues of your former dictator.
Stephen Colbert's The Word is jihadient in it's message.
by The Outhouse December 15, 2008
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Jihadi gaddi

A person who shows off his shoes and crap but has nothing actually
Look at that jihadi gaddi with his fake gucci
by YOURDADISAJIHAD June 24, 2019
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