Jet fuel

Verb. When you go to a university house party, and you don't bring booze but you still get plastered. Because you end up taking sips of everyone else's drinks. So you get drunk a lot faster because of the different types of alcohols mixed in your gut.
Tim: Dude I got so drunk at that party last night. It was ridiculous I just jet fueled through that shit.
by G.Kul March 07, 2010
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Jet Fuel

The farts you get on an airplane due to the changes in atmospheric pressure.
I had some serious jet fuel on my flight last night as we made our descent into JFK. Luckily, a guy spent a while in the bathroom so everyone thought it was him.
by bromcom11 October 19, 2014
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Jet Fuel

Something that can melt steal beams. But can't melt dank memes
Yo dude jet fuel my memes, do it, ya won't, ya can't
by TheMemeGod March 24, 2017
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A phrase referring to 9/11. This phrase is normally used by conspiracists that 9/11 was inside job carried out by the U.S. under President George Bush. The argument is that the steel beams that collapsed within the tower causing it to fall, could not have been melted by the heat from the collision of the plane. Meaning that the building could have been intentionally brought down via explosives, specifically using thermite, that can melt steel and leave no evidence behind.
Person A: 9/11 was such a mournful day in history. Screw Terrorists!!
Person B: Yeah....the terrorists are the government. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
by Dr. TS January 30, 2016
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A spin off of the phrase "jet fuel can't melt steel beams," referring to the tragedy of 9/11 where conspirators say that it must have been an inside job for this reason. To shame this phrase, it has become a meme of sorts and people use it jokingly. The replacement of the word "beams" to "memes" was simply further fuckery with the phrase.
"We shall now bow our heads in a moment of silence for those who lost their lives on this tragic day."
*voice in the crowd* "Jet fuel can't melt steel memes ,"

*conspirators chanting* "inside job. Inside job. Inside job. Inside job..."
by Nicholsonmj01 February 14, 2016
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That "jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams" is a conspiracy theory based on 9/11. The name gives it away but it basically means the planes did not singlehandledly bring the towers down but someone had made them vulnerable on beforehand. There's also a conspiracy theory based on the twin towers not being built with steel beams in order to save money. "Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams" is often associated with George Bush since he was the USA president at the time.
Brandon: 9/11 was such a tragic
Robert: It wasn't an incident, jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams!
by r/me_irl October 25, 2017
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A common statement by idiots who think 9/11 was an inside job. They say that the Twin Towers shouldn't have collapsed because jet fuel can't melt the steel beams that the towers were made out of. Although it's true that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, the Towers Collapsed because the steel beams were weakened from the fire, not melted. The conspiracy theorists are too retarded to realize this fact.
Idiot: 9/11 was an inside job done by George Bush!
Smart person: No it wasn't you fucking dipshit
Idiot: But... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
Smart person: The jet didn't melt the steel, it weakened it. Do more research, moron.
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