If you want torture, they've got it: iron maidens, thumbscrews (the original gameboys), the rack (not tits, folks), the wheel, cat o' ninetails, anal pears, whips, water-torture (but not Chinese because Jesuits considered them heathens), and painful vises to make you confess even imaginary vices! This is the Spanish Inquisition at its finest. You want zealots; Jesuits are Zealot's-R-Us's finest antique models.
Can you think of anything better than being brutally tortured until you confess to being a filthy heathen (probably a jew) in love with (and having had vast orgies with the minions of) Satan?
What a bunch of bastards...
Can you think of anything better than being brutally tortured until you confess to being a filthy heathen (probably a jew) in love with (and having had vast orgies with the minions of) Satan?
What a bunch of bastards...
by Spork_damage April 27, 2007
A Jesuit is a name given to someone who's aims to disunify within a squad by means of playing tricks and/or backstabbing, usually in the interest of other crews.
Peter: "Why does Ignatius keep accidentally scoring in our goal? He's busting our game!"
Paul: "He probably a Jesuit from the other team."
Paul: "He probably a Jesuit from the other team."
by Standaloe April 11, 2018
People that attended a Jesuit school and receive job opportunities and favors from another who attended a Jesuit school. It is a known common practice in the Northeast, as well as California. Schools noted for their Jesuit Mafia connections include Georgetown, Marquette, Boston College, Loyola Marymount, Santa Clara, University of San Francisco, Gonzaga, Xavier, and Creighton.
Person 1: How in the hell did Kyle get hired?
Person 2: Kyle's Jesuit Mafia. He went to Boston College. The CEO went to Georgetown.
Person 2: Kyle's Jesuit Mafia. He went to Boston College. The CEO went to Georgetown.
by ajcarm March 15, 2013
The best private school in Tampa, Florida. The school consists of 680 young men who are athletic, intelligent, and downright sexy. Females flock to Jesuit events in hopes on finding a dominant male mating partner. Jesuit consistenly sends kids to college unlike other schools such as Tampa Catholic and Plant.
"Wow, not only is that Jesuit Tampa guy hot, but he's going somewhere in life. I want to carry his children."
by Joe Sabin October 29, 2009
The most chill school in the DFW metroplex. Although it isn't co-ed, all the bros get the girls often. The "gay jokes" are pretty funny i guess for some people, but whats actually funnier is that the people that tell them dont get girls themselves. It is for smarter bros than JP2, more socially adept bros than Cistercian, and more athletic bros than parrish. Jesuit is beast at the major sports: lax, bball, football, and baseball. They also have some other good "teams" that I won't waste time mentioning. Jesuit is so chill that students are allowed to watch harry potter the week befor the new release, play ping pong, watch the world series and olympics, and have nerf gun wars in the library all during school!
Lax Bro #1: "Bro, where do you go to school?"
Lax Bro #2: "haha Jesuit Dallas man, its totally dank!"
Lax Bro #1: "I hear that place is so chill."
Lax Bro #2: "It is."
Lax Bro #1: "Nappy!"
Lax Bro #2: "haha Jesuit Dallas man, its totally dank!"
Lax Bro #1: "I hear that place is so chill."
Lax Bro #2: "It is."
Lax Bro #1: "Nappy!"
by phillyphromtexas December 14, 2010
The term coined by St. Xaiver students.
Usually means the appropriate-ness that is approved by St. X.
Usually means the appropriate-ness that is approved by St. X.
"At my end of the school year at St. X party, there will be games, food and dancing! But let's keep it Jesuit appropriate!!!"
by LickingLampshades September 26, 2011
by FuckWhatTheyTalkinBout June 13, 2016