Jerkenstein

An extremely tall and dead-looking jerk.

A Jerkface.

A Jerkface McQuacken.

A bizznatchius.

yo yo yo, whats up jerkenstein.

Hey jerkenstein, why you such an ass.

by J-Dizzniggity June 6, 2007

Beef Jerkies

Another name for a hand job.

I don't know if I am ready for sex, how about beef jerkies?

by Powpowjanet June 22, 2019

jerkens

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

by chuckybubbles April 20, 2009

jerkfest

The sweetest party ever. Happens one weekend a year at an all girls catholic summer camp somewhere in New Hampshire. Everyone drinks in excess to the point no one remembers the previous night.

#1. Yo, when I woke up to take a piss this morning I had a condom on my dick and I don't remember who I slept with.
#2. Yeah, no shit this is jerkfest.

by Johny Applesauce December 9, 2008

Jerkenshit

An exclamation - expression of sudden frustration or anger.

Jerkenshit! That asshole driver just cut me off.

by Dave Osborne August 22, 2002

jerkfest

similer to a wankathon, where the person consists to wank them selves blind for countless hours.

person 1. "jesus mate you look like shit, didnt you sleep last night?"
person 2. "No mate i was having a jerkfest."

by Jon Riley July 3, 2007

jerkness

To be a jerk, when one has jerk like qualities.

All hail his royal jerkness

by K.A.W September 12, 2006