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penis butter and jelly sandwich 

A Penis Butter and Jelly sandwich is when a guy cums in a girls vagina when shes on her period and there is a mixure of blood and jizz oozing from her slot. Her vag flaps supposedly being bread
I totally gave her a Penis Butter and Jelly

He lightly enjoyed the sight of her penis butter and jelly sandwich, he hated the taste

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich 

When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much, and Mommy is having her bleedy time, Daddy does Mommy in the vag, then puts his bloody cock in her pooper, then slaps his multicolored dong between her butt cheeks. It's like a special hug.
Today at school I learned that the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is where babies come from!

Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich 

A sandwich comprised of Penis Butter (Sperm, Semen, Ejaculate, Cum, Baby Gravy, Baby Batter, Horny Muffins, Knob Slime, Peace Grease, Dick Goo, Ectoplasm of The Nether, Spoofs...etc.) and the popular personal lubricant K.Y. Jelly. Often said as a joke or sang in substitution of the old "Peanut Butter and Jelly " song features on the 90's popular kids TV show Barney the Dinosaur.

Example of a joke with a friend if they don't like something.: (See Example Below)

Other example: look up Barney Peanut butter and Jelly and change the words, you will see where the idea came from.
"Wow, why don't you just go and eat a Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich!?"

Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich 

"The Act of a woman taking a dump while on her period wearing a tampon"
"Honey!" "i just made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich between my legs!"

nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich 

A nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich is a sandwich made from bread, cum, and jellied cum-shots.
Matt packed me a lunch with his nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwiches!

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich 

An american concoction in which a sandwich is created consisting of Peanut Butter, Jelly, and Bread, in little time, yet full of awsomness
Dude1 : If the zombie apocalypse started right now, what would you bring with you?

Dude2 : Idk...(thinking)... oh yeah, the peanut butter and jelly and lots of bread

Dude1 : F**k yeah! Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich's for life!