A sex act made on volunteer ave in Manchester tn Where you are butt fucking a woman and crunch cheese puffs all over your Amish beard and make her eat the pieces out of your beard afterwards
Hey that guy gave her a dirty Jedidiah last night
He must live on volunteer avenue to be doing the dirty jedidiah
He must live on volunteer avenue to be doing the dirty jedidiah
by Tomtickler32 May 24, 2022
(noun) |Jed-i-di-ah Pa-cif-ic Too-ler
1. Commonly referred to as “Jedo” a Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the most amazing person to ever exist. Records are broken the day one is born as something previously thought to be impossible becomes true. A Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the picture of perfection and always are since day one. Within one lies a heart so pure even holy ground is brightened by his presence.
2. Famed as one without eyes, though this he greatly denies. Complicated, the story is best left saying that he cannot see. He observes much, and does in fact appear to have eyes. Experts do often refer to them as such, yet many studies have concluded that his tendencies to call people or objects beautiful are but his attempts at chivalry, he cannot actually see the objects of his fascination. Despite this, the spirit of each is free and the sparkle in his eyes is enough to make the stars take note.
3. A humble creature for sure. One will never admit to being perfect in any way other than in a humorous context.
4. An absolute masterpiece of adorableness. Known to cause involuntary swooning and excessive smiling in those lucky enough to be in his presence.
5. A walking embodiment of warmth and joy, capable of turning even the gloomiest days around. Side effects of encountering a Jedidiah Pacific Tueller may include accelerated heartbeat, butterflies, and an uncontrollable urge to shower him with affection.
See also: Perfection, Sweetheart, Love of My Life.
1. Commonly referred to as “Jedo” a Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the most amazing person to ever exist. Records are broken the day one is born as something previously thought to be impossible becomes true. A Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the picture of perfection and always are since day one. Within one lies a heart so pure even holy ground is brightened by his presence.
2. Famed as one without eyes, though this he greatly denies. Complicated, the story is best left saying that he cannot see. He observes much, and does in fact appear to have eyes. Experts do often refer to them as such, yet many studies have concluded that his tendencies to call people or objects beautiful are but his attempts at chivalry, he cannot actually see the objects of his fascination. Despite this, the spirit of each is free and the sparkle in his eyes is enough to make the stars take note.
3. A humble creature for sure. One will never admit to being perfect in any way other than in a humorous context.
4. An absolute masterpiece of adorableness. Known to cause involuntary swooning and excessive smiling in those lucky enough to be in his presence.
5. A walking embodiment of warmth and joy, capable of turning even the gloomiest days around. Side effects of encountering a Jedidiah Pacific Tueller may include accelerated heartbeat, butterflies, and an uncontrollable urge to shower him with affection.
See also: Perfection, Sweetheart, Love of My Life.
“Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the single most amazing person in both a reality that is feasible and otherwise”
-Xienna Kaelyn Solberg
“I don’t think Jedo’s real, he’s too good of a person to exist”
-Trustable Source
-Xienna Kaelyn Solberg
“I don’t think Jedo’s real, he’s too good of a person to exist”
-Trustable Source
by Zeke Mountainsun February 13, 2025
The gayest mofo you’ll ever meet he loves dicks in his ass and he loves saying the word nigger he can never get enough of that word if you ever meet a Jed be careful you don’t want his gayness to rub off on you
by John shitbag January 04, 2024