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Who's that girl from Fifth Harmony who screamed "Holy shit" when they made it to the finals on The X Factor?
Oh, that's Lauren Jauregui, the baddest bitch in town!
Oh, that's Lauren Jauregui, the baddest bitch in town!
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"you aint gotta go to work"
every harmonizer (probably turned gay from lauren) -
*sings along*
*does full choreographed dance routine*
*screams at the top of voice* "SING IT LAUREN"
"you aint gotta go to work"
every harmonizer (probably turned gay from lauren) -
*sings along*
*does full choreographed dance routine*
*screams at the top of voice* "SING IT LAUREN"
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half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.
1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work
2. An nintendo switch or any type
3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it
4. His bff Jensen
Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki
PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad
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