Noun. An attractive Asian woman, esp. of Japanese nationality. Note: Japoon is an irregular plural, and like 'deer' is the same in both the singular and plural cases.
by t4eXanadu March 8, 2008
Get the Japoon mug.An ideal alter alia to use when signing in at cheap hotels or when responding to market research or other pointless questionnaires and guaranteed to raise a snigger when said with a straight face. Combines the classic double entendre with rhyming slang - ie Hampton Wick = the male appendage.
by norfolkboy September 8, 2006
Get the hugh jampton mug.The sexiest man alive. He is a true gentleman, and treats all girls with the utmost respect. He always tries his hardest to do what he believes is right. He is a medium sized-Broad shouldered football player that loves the sport. He also has a huge d***, that all women enjoy. If he asks out any girl, they can not deny him. He is IRRESISTIBLE. He was a glorious 8 pack, and also has soft luscious hair that no one can resist feeling. No girl can ever deny this true gentleman. He also has one special love, that only he, and the girl he loves, knows.
Girl 1: "Wow!! Look over there!! It's Jaxton!!"
Girl 2: "He is such a gentleman! His Girlfriend must be soooooo lucky to have him!!"
Girl 1: "Oooooh!! Look at that!! He just lifted up that preschooler onto the play ground!!"
Girl 2 & 3: "Awwwwweee!!"
Girl 3: "I've heard he has a huge d*** that no one can resist!!"
Girl 2: "I wouldn't mind taking a ride on his d*sco stick."
Guy 1: "You know, I myself have a big d***."
Girl 3: "Shut up, Craig. I've been with you before, and it's only like 3 Inches. Plus, he is a gentleman, and has an 8 pack, and also has luscious hair, unlike someone we know." *Girl gives Craig "the look"*
*Craig then proceeds to walk away, embarrassed.*
Girl 2: "He is such a gentleman! His Girlfriend must be soooooo lucky to have him!!"
Girl 1: "Oooooh!! Look at that!! He just lifted up that preschooler onto the play ground!!"
Girl 2 & 3: "Awwwwweee!!"
Girl 3: "I've heard he has a huge d*** that no one can resist!!"
Girl 2: "I wouldn't mind taking a ride on his d*sco stick."
Guy 1: "You know, I myself have a big d***."
Girl 3: "Shut up, Craig. I've been with you before, and it's only like 3 Inches. Plus, he is a gentleman, and has an 8 pack, and also has luscious hair, unlike someone we know." *Girl gives Craig "the look"*
*Craig then proceeds to walk away, embarrassed.*
by rawrzer1995 February 8, 2013
Get the Jaxton mug.by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008
Get the Japtop mug.After defeating a German force while outnumbered sixty to one and relieving the besieged combat engineers entrenched behind enemy lines, General Howdinger was often quoted as having "pulled the biggest jatonx since Cannae".
by Galaucus Rex February 20, 2005
Get the Jatonx mug.A bread eaten in Venezuela during the Christmas season. It was a tradition that started by Japanese immigrants. Un tipo de pan que se come en Venezuela en la Navidad. Es una tradición que comenzó gracias a los inmigrantes japoneses.
by Dulcitamf December 26, 2012
Get the Pan de Japón mug.She is more than I could have ever asked or dreamed for. A wonderful sense of humor that never fails to brighten anyone's day. She is an amazing cook. Has the ability to whip up anything in the kitchen from blueberry pancakes to a cooked to order ribeye. I love her more than she will ever know. She truly completes me. I will live out the rest of my life knowing that never again do I have to face anything alone. I will work to make sure she is always as happy as she makes me. She will never want or need for anything. She deserves it.
Jatonna is the very best
by bessylu February 4, 2010
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