janket

n. a blanket used by males during and after the act of masterbation es. for 'clean-up'

man, my ma was doing laundry and found my janket, she all like, "Why dis all stuck tageda ?"

by ... September 27, 2003

jankety

A relative of the words jank and janky, but with extra letters. Created through an act of inscest between the words jank and janky, it is the bastard child that none of the jank family will claim.

The inside roof of Alex's G-Ride Bonnevile, which is presently bare metal, produces a jankety noise every time a door is slammed.

by Malakas Takis January 25, 2006

Jankle

when you lactate into your mothers cereal.

Ishbu screamed because his sister jankled into mommy's lucky charms.

by trisha,tricia,brittany..kelsey. December 4, 2004

Jankless

1. A complete lack of anything janky in your immediate vicinity.

2.The absence of janky objects, actions, or people

Guy #1- is anything janky over here?

Guy#2- No!

Guy#1- So its pretty jankless over there.

by the nomads August 10, 2009

Janketyassedest

Adj., superlative: To be poorly designed, built, and/or maintained to such an extent that the user or observer is genuinely shocked that the system in question is stable or functional.

It may be the janketyassedest set we've ever built, so make sure your health insurance is in order.

by TenthSpeedWriter December 7, 2010

jankley

1. an autistic person; someone dumb

2. noah

noah’s so dumb bro, he’s such a jankley

by naxdya May 21, 2020

Janlet

a person that has feelings for other boys and loves boys named Jayden but he's also a loving person and will always say the truth

oh hey its me Janlet Im kinda shy i think I like you Jayden would you like to date

by Jayden .h October 6, 2020