blanket janker

of a person who steals all the blanks in bed.

Yo adrian you cant stay the night anymore, yous a blanket janker.

by katiekat10 October 9, 2008

Janker

When a oil tanker explodes but pineapples come out instead of a explosion

"Dude, That oil tanker just jankered!"

by skewez May 29, 2023

Janker

Someone who thinks that urban dictionary is a real dictionary

That janker told me it was a real word

by Wedgechassis December 14, 2022

Janker

Person who exercises like a lunatic in January for no logical reason and wants everyone to know about it

As a runner goes past in new shiny kit on a cold January morning, mutter under your breath “janker”

by Cartmanforpresident October 9, 2020