AN INSULT. (NOT a compliment on ANY occasion)
A Jamba is an individual who basically has no life other than always worrying about trying to look cool. They were first discovered hanging out in the Jamba juice parking lot after it closes because they have nowhere to go, but now can be found at other parking lot locations in the evening standing aside their vehicles, sometimes blaring music.
Their occupation: Professional Loitering
COMMON PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS:
- wears dirt biking clothing / flashy clothing.
- large size truck with unnecessary sized lift.
- expensive car that their mommy or daddy probably bought them.
- stupid fake diamond studded earrings on both ears.
- talking like they are a gangster, but they are far from it.
- talks just for the purpose to gain attention.
- expensive sunglasses usually worn by dirtbikers.
- baseball cap that is usually of no significance to the individual because he is a poser.
- tall tee's (not typically seen in recent times).
- frequently coming to and from Discovery Bay, CA.
A Jamba is an individual who basically has no life other than always worrying about trying to look cool. They were first discovered hanging out in the Jamba juice parking lot after it closes because they have nowhere to go, but now can be found at other parking lot locations in the evening standing aside their vehicles, sometimes blaring music.
Their occupation: Professional Loitering
COMMON PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS:
- wears dirt biking clothing / flashy clothing.
- large size truck with unnecessary sized lift.
- expensive car that their mommy or daddy probably bought them.
- stupid fake diamond studded earrings on both ears.
- talking like they are a gangster, but they are far from it.
- talks just for the purpose to gain attention.
- expensive sunglasses usually worn by dirtbikers.
- baseball cap that is usually of no significance to the individual because he is a poser.
- tall tee's (not typically seen in recent times).
- frequently coming to and from Discovery Bay, CA.
person#1- "damn i can't find a parking space with all these stupid Jambas in the way."
person#2 - "yeah, i can't hear a word you said because the Jambas are blasting their music."
Jamba#512 - "yeeeee boiii. what you starin at? i'm so cool."
person#2 - "yeah, i can't hear a word you said because the Jambas are blasting their music."
Jamba#512 - "yeeeee boiii. what you starin at? i'm so cool."
by TruthBeGivens September 29, 2010
When you take a super powerful, long piss after drinking a Jamba Juice smoothie. The urge to take a Jamba piss usually hits suddenly, about 30-45 minutes after finishing a smoothie, and it feels like your bladder is about to explode. There is no warning sign.
Mike: "Hey man, what are you doing in the library?"
Jim: "Not much man, just reading some... OH SHIT I GOTTA TAKE A JAMBA PISS, WATCH MY STUFF!!!"
Jim runs to the bathroom.
Jim: "Not much man, just reading some... OH SHIT I GOTTA TAKE A JAMBA PISS, WATCH MY STUFF!!!"
Jim runs to the bathroom.
by J-Rich24 March 20, 2012
Country or other term of slang. used commonly for positive uses. as "Mother Fucker".. Or also meaning "Badass"
1.Did you see that big Mamba Jamba right there!
2.We went down that hill like a Mamba Jamba!
3.That guy just kicked that dudes ass like a Mamba Jamba
2.We went down that hill like a Mamba Jamba!
3.That guy just kicked that dudes ass like a Mamba Jamba
by mouthofwords March 16, 2009
Miguel decided enough was enough, he was either going to shave or break his Jamba Embargo and get something refreshing.
by Path March 20, 2007
Refers to the aids infected precum that appears on the tip of a child predator when he spots an adolescent victim
Child Predator: " when I saw the young'n bend over I couldnt stop the flow of Bamba Jamba from mah pp so it stained my shirt"
His Lawyer Dr. Rabbi Shlomo Sheklestien: "understandable"
His Lawyer Dr. Rabbi Shlomo Sheklestien: "understandable"
by N1663RK1LL3R December 28, 2018
by Chris DP August 18, 2005
Alcoholic beverages of any kind, that get you right lit. Typically mixed drinks. Can also be an all natural smoothie.
2. Smoothies from the Jamba Juice shop, they are all natural and sinfully sweet.
2. Smoothies from the Jamba Juice shop, they are all natural and sinfully sweet.
1. Nina: Did you see that giant glass of Jamba Juice that tiny blonde had?
Ki-Ki: No! Where do we get one?
Nina: The bartender said they are a buy one get one free right now, and they are 15% alcohol volume per glass!
Ki-Ki: I'll take four!!!!
2. Jess: Damn these are good, I might get diabetes from how sweet they are but at least Jamba Juice smoothies are all natural.
Ki-Ki: No! Where do we get one?
Nina: The bartender said they are a buy one get one free right now, and they are 15% alcohol volume per glass!
Ki-Ki: I'll take four!!!!
2. Jess: Damn these are good, I might get diabetes from how sweet they are but at least Jamba Juice smoothies are all natural.
by Saline_Ritual May 18, 2016