Jalopie

A Shitty Car

Megan's Hardesty's car is a major jalopie.

by FISH <>< February 27, 2004

jalopies

Big ole fat ass saggy, worn out, feed bag titties

Dang yo, that bitch look like she done fed the whole projects wit dem jalopies

by ryder69 June 13, 2013

Jalopy

A piece of shit car in a delipidated state

"Why the fuck did i buy a jalopy" "so wanna buy a jalopy its fun they said....."

by The_Sus_book_9000 May 23, 2022

Jalopie

Meaning to slap a female in the face with one's penis.

Your grandmother was sleeping on the couch, so I walked over and jalopied her in the face.

by El Jalopier June 28, 2011

Jalopy

A term for an old (over 60) woman's vagina.

"Would you like some jalopy joes? I made it extra sloppy for ya!"

"She was a cougar, her jalopy has been all over the place"

"That roast beef sandwich was as greasy as your grandma's jalopy"

by adr06e March 13, 2009

Jalopy

A sexual partner, can be either male or female, used in fast food transactions who does not perform at acceptable standards.

Sarah: "Hey Ames. Ya gonna grab some fast food tonight?"
Amy: "Nah. The last Ronald Mcdonald turned out to be a total jalopy, girl. He left a bite mark on my neck!"
Sarah: "There will be no jalopies in this drive-thru!"

by Rah14 December 12, 2008

jalopie

A nick name for a penis.

Damn, that nigga got a big jalopie!

by nigga March 4, 2003