A fucking great guy you want to be friends with. This guy, he's amazing.......... sometimes a faggot but he's still chill.
by Ahaahahahahahahahha May 11, 2018
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Although he seems harmless, beware! With every move subtle move you make he is steaking you out for his dreaded check-raise! However he can easily be scared off by presenting him with any of his natural enemies.
Here is a short list of his natural enemies: Being touched, being looked at, crispy fries, hamburgers (gross!), and scary restaurants.
AKA "Gwa2" (gwatoo)
Although he seems harmless, beware! With every move subtle move you make he is steaking you out for his dreaded check-raise! However he can easily be scared off by presenting him with any of his natural enemies.
Here is a short list of his natural enemies: Being touched, being looked at, crispy fries, hamburgers (gross!), and scary restaurants.
AKA "Gwa2" (gwatoo)
by Smack Addict February 10, 2005
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Ignorant Fool: HI JASHA!!!
Jahsa: Dude, my name is Jahsa. Now go to hell, fuckwit. (pulls out AK-47 and shoots Ignorant Fool)
Jahsa: Dude, my name is Jahsa. Now go to hell, fuckwit. (pulls out AK-47 and shoots Ignorant Fool)
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John "Who is it"
Simon "Oh no! It's - JAKIIIIIISA!"
Alex G "Aye Chi Wah Wah!"
Anthony "I think you have a gambling problem..."
Jakisa "No you do amigo! AYE-RRRRRRRRREBA!"
Anthony "ugh!"
Simon "Oh no! It's - JAKIIIIIISA!"
Alex G "Aye Chi Wah Wah!"
Anthony "I think you have a gambling problem..."
Jakisa "No you do amigo! AYE-RRRRRRRRREBA!"
Anthony "ugh!"
by T-U-R-T-L-E- P-O-W-E-R February 15, 2005
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