wackaloon

An individual person, or politician, who continually makes foolish statements, comments or surmises. Usually such statements or comments when made online are hidden behind screennames or aliases.

Speaking on soldiers trading images of war dead for porn, John Timor said "In prison, people trade for cigarettes. This is no different. You are all slaves."

John is a wackaloon.

by TIZReporter October 10, 2005

jackalmind

An intelligently opportunistic and predatory manner of thinking.

She is a very forceful person with jackalmind and she uses it to beat out her competitors.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

jackathon

Masturbating over and over usually more than 3-5 times a day.

Yesterday I had a major Jackathon since no one was home.

by Danny Bregman May 11, 2006

Jagaloon

A person who acts like a complete jackass all the time despite their perceived age and wisdom, particularly whilst consuming alcohol.

Man that guy, Jake is a real Jagaloon all he does is get drunk and fuck with people.

by Bacokaj broos February 8, 2018

Jackalope

A cute busboy at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Originated from mis-reading the back of his shirt.

Does that shirt say "I'm a Jackalope"?
No, it says "I'm Jackalicious", but I could go for that Jackalope!!

by Jackalope Hunter January 27, 2010

jackalope

Among the rarest of a hunter's trophies is the timid jackelope. The nocturnal, antlered, longeared mammal has keen senses of both hearing and smell and is said to be attracted to alcohol.

To lure a fine, 4-point Jackelope to within shooting distance, one must use a blend of bourbon, beer and baloney.

by Ron Jackson May 13, 2003

Jackaleaniebeanie

Jackaleaniebeanie is a sexy mofo. Cherish your Jackaleaniebeanie boy, he is someone you don't want to lose.

I love my Jackaleaniebeanie boy <333

by libbysnoot February 23, 2021