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irn bru

Popular Scottish soft drink. Bright orange in colour. Tastes of bubblegum, with a hint of iron. Made in Scotland, from Girders.
Haw you! Gie's a can of Irn Bru, eh?
by Anonymous March 13, 2003
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irn bru

an amazing drink made in Scotland from brewing ginger pubes in molten silver
gies that can of irn bru ya wee fanny
by dickcheesemmm January 8, 2022
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Irn-Bru

a type of drink which looks like radioactive piss. popular with jock mcThicks and other such foreigners. actually, it has this really cool website that sells plaid clothing. they also have amusing commercials involving old women and robberies.
lo, hand me da Irn-Bru, fewl, else I kick yo head in, know what I'm sayin?!
by KTH April 2, 2004
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irn bru

An orange soft drink made in Scotland. Generally only worshipped by Scottish men and boys - the latter often like to mix it with spirits such as vodka. To the rest of the Earth's population, this drink is unconsumable for its vileness.
"Wanna sip of my irn bru + vodka mix?"
"No thanks, I cannae drink that shite."
by Love, Kat October 15, 2007
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Irn Bru Poo

A condition arising after drinking too much of the soft drink "Irn Bru". Has the unusual effect of rendering your stools into particularly pungent dark, dense iron-like ingots that cut through the bog water as though it wasnt there, often producing considerable splashback and chipping the porcelain.
"I went to drown the chocolate slugs but it turned out to be a turd so big it couldnt be dispensed without vocal assistance, a groaner"
by Martin Duxon August 8, 2003
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Slutty Irn Bru

An irn bru mixed with vodka. A non-alcoholic mixed drink is also known as a virgin cocktail hence why this irn bru is slutty.
"hapnin rob wit ye up tae the night bro?" "gonne be rollin off a few extra slutty irn bru's mate"
by wee davie November 12, 2018
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Miss Tully’s Irn-Bru Rule

Rule number one of Miss Tully’s maths class, NO IRN-BRU.

Anyone who drinks iron BRU in M7 is instantly shot.
ELIAS, DO NOT DRINK THAT IRON BRU, Remember Miss Tully’s Irn-Bru Rule.
by Mr Hegarty June 18, 2021
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